it could be another spy thriller! she’s perfect for it because everyone underestimates her! after her experiences in Egypt she could become the George Smiley of Bronze Age Syria!

does Mara, Daughter of the Nile need an expanded universe featuring Inanni’s adventures among the hittites

I say yes

Auden is always an auto-re-skeet

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

This has made me more interested than anything else I’ve seen about the movie

You’re the second person to say something along these lines and I’m ashamed to say I have no idea what either of you is talking about

The Teletubby Sun Is All Grown Up! And It Thirsts For Blood

THE LAST DRAGONERS OF BOWBAZAR limited ed N. American hardcover is officially out of print, & no longer available. My BFA-winning book about a family of interreal refugees in 90s/00s Calcutta is still available as an ebook, & a paperback in S. Asia. Shares appreciated, reads even more so:

*quietly shelves the manuscript of Tinker Tailor Killer Clown*

How does it feel to be an Iranian right now? 🧵

interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people

“Hello Daphne”

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

The Curse of the Cursed Curse

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

I’ll get my mom one asap

do they make them in the queen’s likeness

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

okay a while ago when I expressed a wish for a QE2 jack in the box someone said it wouldn’t be made because it was disrespectful

having done a deep dive on tourist schlock shops in London, there is nothing these people won’t sell, so…

where’s my Queen Elizabeth II jack in the box

I'm going to run for president in 2028 and one of my Day 1 promises is I'm going to hire a couple big bald guys whose only job is to hurl corrupt pols out of public buildings like bouncers ejecting surly drunks, and then yell "and STAY out" at them as they tumble down the steps.

god lost the earth's login credentials after being catfished by tocharian scammers ca. 730 CE. these "South Qunduz Mischief Boys" spent years using them for infantile pranks like adding water to earth's mantle or resurrecting the extinct coelocanth. the last of them passed away no later than 800 CE

Thyme Travellers 2 An anthology of Palestinian Speculative Fiction

We’re so close to 70% funded! Many thanks to everyone for supporting this anthology of Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

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Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

I cannot even begin to tell you.
How fast you will move to the top of my ballot.
If you publicly antagonize AI.

Tiffany Lamp inspired outfits with my eternal muse,Rose !! ✨

I didn’t want to be this guy but I ended up being this guy

Photo of a restroom sign in Heathrow Airport where the man looks like a box with legs and the woman looks like a handbell with legs

the two genders, box and handbell

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez Stop Being Embarrassing Challenge

breaking: a part of the ecosystem is being a part of the ecosystem