The photo in the original post, cropped and rotated 90° clockwise, resulting in the two amber lights being side by side, looking like two eyes, and the letter D rotated looking like an open mouth
One of the very annoying things about iOS is that the screenshot sound is the same as when taking a photo.
I think this is basically on the mark. Now that they're getting pushback about it, Stripe's position has changed to "uh, actually it was everyone else who did this."
Maintain pressure. Also maybe call your banks and let 'em know Stripe is blaming them.
This is legitimately devastating. Fuck Trump.
Ik las dat de A10 en A12 ook nog altijd verlies maken.
Down Kent Slow and Down Kent Fast next to Grove Park Depot (Submitted by Chris)
#SignalOfTheDay
they’re gonna fucking mug him omfg
I love how it's visible that the signal on the other side is a repeater (white-green)!
I have a bad habit of dumping stuff in /tmp until I have to restart the laptop because the RAM is too used up 🙃
Screenshot of 3 lines of text, the 2nd one highlighted. pandas: started pandas: still running... pandas: still running...
i think python is lying to me, there's no way pandas can run
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are running errands. Green turns to look at Blue, who is frowning with agitated frustration. Blue: Aargh! I hate this! It's too loud, too bright, and there's too many people! Somewhere in the distance, someone's baby is crying. Frowning, Blue turns to glare towards the noise. Blue: ...And someone's crying baby, of couse. Green: Can I try something? Green pulls out a strange little device, which Blue studies with confusion. Blue: What? Green: This baby translator. Blue: A what? As both of the foxes study the contraption that Green is holding, it speaks up. Translator: Wail decoded: It's too loud, too bright, and too crowded. I hate it. Blue: Okay, that's fair.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep while Green is wide awake and watching Blue from his own side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes I like to see if you want to cuddle in your sleep. Seeking affection, Green reaches over to Blue's side of the bed. Green, narrating: Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Not waking up, Blue frowns and firmly and clearly pushes Green away with his tail. Green, narrating: I like how clearly you say "no". Having returned to his own side of the bed, Green curls up to sleep as well, perfectly content with the answer he was given. Green, still narrating: It lets me know you mean it when you say "yes".
Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object xkcd.com/3084
the difference between x and bluesky is that when your post goes viral beyond your usual audience, instead of your comments being full of nazis it’s like a thousand gen X women who have no idea what you’re talking about being like “wow this is so beautiful 😍😍😍 love from minnesota 🫶”
must have had a lot of time bonuses
Meme care conține două fotografii una deasupra celeilalte. Fotografia de jos este o poză de la dezbaterea prezidențială între Nicușor Dan (în stânga) și Simion George (în dreapta). Simion este surprins verificându-și telefonul mobil. Fotografia de sus este o captură de ecran arătând un mesaj de eroare al ChatGPT care zice "You've reached our limit of messages per hour. Please try again later.".
Dă doamne să se facă de râs huliganul extremist până ajunge să piardă!
Technically Y I, since signals that allow a through exit are numbered with Roman numerals.
Wonderful photo of a not often seen signal shape!
A photo showing the upper right part of the back of a Romanian ID card, with two stickers clearly visible and others partially visible and partially out-of-frame. The sticker above says "Votat 2024 P.R. 24.11.2024". The sticker below says " Votat 2025 P.R.".
Let's see what will happen this time.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green full of love and enthusiasm. Green leans back, with water droplets falling from him. Blue: Kisses and affection! Green: No wait Unyielding, Blue comes closer Green: I just took Blue successfully tackles Green to the ground, laying on top of him while beaming with joy. Green is still dripping water. Green: ...A shower. Blue squeezes his eyes shut, trying to wiggle away as Green wraps his tail around him, foiling any attempts to escape. Blue: Oh ew, you're wet! Green: And so are you.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside. Green turns his head up to look at a yellow butterfly fluttering above them, while Blue looks at Green. Green: Have you ever noticed how many of the first signs of spring are yellow? Blue: No? Green turns to look at Blue. Green: The first flowers, first butterflies, the bees... A bee appears. Both foxes look at it, Blue in fright and Green with only mild interest. Blue: Bees! Green: Oh, hello. Suddenly pursued by bees, Blue runs with his eyes shut tight. Also surrounded by bees, Green sits calmly in place, almost meditating as they flutter about him. Blue: Beeeeeeeeeeeeees! Green: Just stay calm. They can smell fear.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green has a bottle of pink beverage, and is grimacing in disgust with his tongue out. Blue looks at him with a puzzled frown. Green: Hfprrtyöh. It's yucky. Blue: Didn't you already try that once, and you didn't like it? Recovering from the full-body cringe of disgust, Green regains his composure and looks at Blue, who still looks puzzled. Green: Yeah, but it's good to give things you didn't like a second try sometimes. Blue: Why would you? Green: Either you find out you like it after all, or you find that you were right all along. The foxes kiss. Green: It's a win-win. Blue: If you say so.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. The first panel shows a person at their desk, saying "I don't know if I should post this art. Who would even want to see it?" to themselves. The next panel features another person bursting through the door behind them. The third panels shows this new person shoving the other one to the side as they slam the enter key on their keyboard, showing the art to be posted in the next panel. The fifth panel then shows the same person firmly pressing against their phone as if entering in a post. The post is shown on the last panel, with a comment on the art stating "I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U"
another classic for bluesky
I need to find an excuse to stay inside and not use the internet either for the entire day of Tuesday next week.
him saying this to an adam chase whos sweating in the cold austrian winter from the sheer effort of blowing these bottles… i would crash out so bad like we would not be returning home on the same plane
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is staring up to the ceiling with a focused frown. Blue: What's wrong with the lamp? Green: Nothing, I'm just trying to trigger a sneeze. Blue raises an eyebrow in confusion. Green turns to look at him, calmly as if explaining the most natural thing in the world. Blue: You're what? Green: You know when you've got to sneeze, but it isn't coming, so you'll look at a bright li- Green is interrupted and knocked over by a very loud, aggressive sneeze. Blue raises his tail over his face to shield himself from it. Once the sneeze is over, Blue calmly looks at Green, who is now laying on his back on the floor. Blue: I'm not that bright. Green: You are my splendid, brilliant sunshine.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is on his phone, texting Green. Blue, typing: I'm coming home and thought I'd grab us lunch. What would you like? Ten minutes later at home: Green turns from his work, surrounded by loose paper, pens, and an ink jar which he knocks over in surprise as he turns around to look at his phone - on the floor behind him. Green: Aaah! An unread text! Picking up the phone, Green texts back frantically. Green, texting: Sorry I didn't reply earlier! If it's not too late, I'd like my usual, but it's ok if not! Now with a paper bag next to him, Blue calmly texts back. Blue: It's ok. I already got you your usual.
why Inscryption is the best game ever
#OH: "I have the Greek keyboard just in case I need to discuss math with someone"
Photo of a station sign for "Stolberg (Rheinland) Hbf". The "(Rheinland)" text is a bit smaller than the rest. Two metal poles are holding the sign up in the air. The poles are very close to each other, and they make contact with the sign at about a 5th of its length from the right. In the background, two parked cars and some trees are visible.
Photo of a station sign for "Bonn Hbf". Two metal poles are holding the sign up in the air. The poles are very close to each other, and they make contact with the sign at about a 4th of its length from the right. In the foreground, electronic departure boards are visible but out of focus, making the text hard to read. In the background, part of building is visible.
Photo of a station sign for "Langerwehe". Two metal poles are holding the sign up in the air. The poles are very close to each other, and they make contact with the sign at about a 3rd of its length from the right. Behind a sign, a road is visible, and a bunch of houses and some trees are visible behind the road.
For some reason, Deutsche Bahn seemed to have had a phase where they loved off-centered station signs, and it mildly bothers me
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
