Thankfully, Joe got not one, but the two most important at bats of the night. World class managing

Dan Wilson is a great dude. He’s a shit manager. But hey, at least Connor Joe will get to hit against Mason Miller later in the game.

Also…. I was at both games lol

Should probably visit Washington. And Alaska.

Hitting is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. Not as difficult as the Mariners are currently making it look

Seems pretty clear we’re getting some bombshell trump news in the next day or so, doesn’t it? Malania speaks, trump is already throwing out his “the media is out to get me” rants. Something is about to hit the fan and only like 3 “journalists” will cover it correctly. Awesome timeline, yup.

At least he could hit… that baseline fader. See what I did there?

Didn’t one of them come on Felix Hernandez night?

Trump thinks this is his ticket to the Nobel peace prize, but in reality, it’ll be going to Asim Munir

The “productive out” bullshit needs to stop.

I know it’s silly, but Leo not even forcing a throw after swing at a pitch that bounced in front of home plate is unacceptable. No disrespect, but you’re Leo fucking Rivas. Get your ass out of the box

The first step to being good at something is sucking at it. Just waiting for Dan to make that transition, because he still fucking sucks at it

So you wouldn’t have used Munoz for the rest of the game? Because that’s the option. Munoz cannot save an extra inning game at home. He can only have pitched in a tie game after the ninth. That’s one of the few things he didn’t screw up

That might have been the worst managed game I’ve ever seen. Maybe the boys will save their manager, because he managed like a drunk tonight

Well, Cole Wilcox has got some shit. Damn.

Isn’t it time to retire the “rally shoe” thing?

Bliss for Canzone. It would be funny if it wasn’t so infuriating

His best skill is managing the clubhouse and what he does that is so good is letting the players manage said clubhouse… yeah

Dan is incompetent.

Walking the nine hitter in a 2 run game usually goes well.

Mariners 2-3-4… still the worst hitters on the team… for now. Obviously won’t be for long

Yup. Nobody should be worried. But we can still call it like it is. He looks awful. He’ll get there. So will Julio and Josh. Too talented not to

And there’s a W. Cal, Julio, and Josh aren’t even close, and they’ve managed to score 9 runs against a good pitch staff in a cold T-Mobile park. Not too shabby.

Why would you be willing to use Wilcox with a 5 run lead but not a 4 run lead?

It took you 4 minutes to come to that conclusion? The fuck is wrong with you

This is taking way too long. It’s plain as day. But MLB is incompetent so…

Cal hasn’t looked this lost since his rookie year. He’ll get there, but these ABs are fucking AWFUL. He doesn’t even look close

Can. Not. Happen.

LOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE GUARDIANS DOING?

Jesus fucking Christ George. He’s imploding.