As a uchicago alum I heard this daily for years

There's no way that they're not day-trading the tariff madness before the market has wild swings.

It's all for their profit.

Me at the SF Hands Off protest, City Hall in the background, holding a sign made by my wife with a weather report style prediction of the harm caused by gutting the NPS, forest service, NOAA, NWS, NIOSH and FEMA.

SF, sign by @frog2tog.bsky.social

Kids can’t learn if they are cold. Growing up my bedroom was so cold I could see my breath at night. I tried to study under 5 quilts, but mostly I got As in tests and Cs on homework. Hard to do homework if you aren’t safe, warm, and fed.

People will freeze to death.

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Imagine the early COVID origination research if you’d muted “bat”

Just came across a friendly husky/pomeranian mix and it took a good 10-15 seconds to become horrified at exactly how

Take On Me also got a weird bump in the 2000s when Family Guy parodied the sketch drawing music video

What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?

Some baseball team needs to draft a player named International Signing Bonus Pool Allocation because they'd never be able to trade him

I turned notification summaries off today because they were misleading, and (while mine didn’t) could easily get to the point of socio-marital danger.

It should be meta-like but someone stole the prefix

We just had the same decision to make (fill valve). The one thing that gave us Californians pause is that the replacement would be more water efficient. But we weren’t remodeling a bathroom over a fill valve.

Got a replacement toilet seat. Old one doesn’t slow-close well anymore, and some coating is coming off. So…

À bientôt, asiento!

Mine too! Might have been aided and abetted by a simultaneous flu shot. I felt like I had just gotten over the worst fever all the next day. For comparison, I’d only felt a noticeable reaction on one prior dose, of… 5?

I would expect nothing less! We can credit the site as educational; it’s a vocabulary enhancer. It taught a generation the word “distended”.

San Franciscans: this is Wily. She is loose in San Francisco after escaping her dog sitter. We are not in town. If you see her, please call animal control. Please boost if you are in SF.

Sisqo randomly sang the anthem at a game I went to in this timeframe. When he was introduced, I’ve never before or since heard an arena crowd similarly go “Really?”

Completely unnecessary update: my wife bought a UV flashlight today and this coin SHINES

Irony is an advertisement for a FedEx delivery vacation hold, situated in a delivery confirmation email for a package delivered ignoring an active vacation hold.

Screw FedEx right in the arrow.

A $2 glow in the dark Canadian coin!

Here’s something cool from our recent trip to Vancouver: a glow in the dark Canadian $2 coin! This is apparently incredibly rare in circulation. I don’t know how to quantify how lucky this was! But it’s super cool.

How lucky was this to get in change from a random pizza place in East Van?

🎉: able to sign up for Bluesky
🤔: no idea how to discover my network here
💡: Google “people I know on Bluesky”
⌨️: “people I know on”
Google: Onlyfans? You must mean Onlyfans.
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