Can't get ready for bed because my Smart Toothbrush has a software update

Emerging naked and slimy from a big egg.

"The Emerald Enchanter stole my children"

"The Watcher From Beyond invades my dreams at night"

We all have problems. Complaining about it helps no one

His posts are mid as fuck

Hey what's good. Who should I follow on here

Hey derby

I forgot about this place. What's up

Everyone is jealous that a great worm emerged from the underworld and ate my husband. "I wish my husband would be devoured by a worm," they say. I know.

Using astral projection to spy on my wife