Between this and Jobs treating his cancer with Jamba Juice, you have to think that Apple is overdue for a competent chief. We’ll see!

I feel like enough time has passed to officially put this in the “dad movie hall of fame. This is the sort of thing dads will happily watch on TNT for the next twenty years

Subject of a long talk with @screamerjim.bsky.social yesterday in my parents’ garden. They want to preemptively shut the valves so AOC doesn’t get the insurgency momentum in 2028 like Sanders in 2020

Well shit. Looks like Allison is going to have to come back soon from his mystery injury*

*paper cut on his tongue from licking envelopes for Flávio Bolsonaro’s presidential campaign

No one has ever seen a movie with Richard Kind in it and said “I wish this movie had less Richard Kind.”

They’re painting the passports brown

Well we’ll just see about that

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

I tried six times to get this post up so you better like it

BANGER ALERT

The lifespan of Hampshire College (1970-2026) almost perfectly maps onto the timeline of a Gen Xer eventually crushed by conformity and capitalism.

Are you a believer in ghosts, my friend?

In the room with the boys cooking up a new Discourse

The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.

Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.

Trump calling the pope "weak on crime" is unfortunately a great bit, but we'll see better as the feud progresses. Trump only really has so many rhetorical moves at this point and is rapidly regressing into fey Broadway insults, but we could see "he's losing his 'look'" and "his 'hat' doesn't play."

Mike Wallace interviews the devil.

Mike Wallace interviews the devil.

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2019: Fontaines D.C. touring their first album at the Lucky Strike at mall in Albany (lmao) when they were opening for IDLES and then a few months later at The Great Scott in Allston, which turned out to be the last show I saw there before it closed during the pandemic and became a Taco Bell Cantina

Till Victory YouTube video by Patti Smith - Topic

Happy Easter

[DINER] Levinson never allows us to think that we know everything there is to know about these characters. They have sides—all of them— that are hidden from us and from each other. (1982)

Irish people listing all the counties terrorised by Cromwell:

A cigarette from Casablanca (1943) - 1:01:30

Casablanca (1943) - 1:01:30
Dir. Michael Curtiz
Runtime 102 minutes
🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

one of the great camera movements in live music history. RIP to an all-timer

A hood made of lace curtain

That shift famously included Lincoln! He went from “better angels of our nature” to this:

A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Kingpin. Ebert gave it a thumbs up. Siskel gave it a thumbs up.

Kingpin (1996)
Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Cast: Bill Murray, Zen Gesner, Woody Harrelson, Vanessa Angel, Randy Quaid
Watch Review
wp / wd

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Aren't people tired of these lace-curtain Irish hooligans?