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Trump dropping his sassy little ad-libs in while reading from the bible on television. Drawling "and that's really so true" and "it's really amazing" as he plods through a verse chosen because Pete Hegseth's pastor thinks it justifies pre-emptive war. What a cool age we're in.

Because we get asked a lot.

Free email is not enough. Microsoft Teams must be disarmed.

bear suit
insurance fraud

Sci fi is supposed to be about how existence is hell and only getting worse, not The Triumph of STEM

Phil Collins’ Slazenger sweater vest deserves its own hall of fame induction

Politico headline: "Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal" Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Energy policy think tanks keep putting out proposals like "give Mark Zuckerberg sole control over our utility rates by making him America's next grid czar" and the people in Everytown, America are like "go ahead and fuckin try"

Watching a Rick Bayless recipe and I really like Rick Bayless and you can make some great Mexican food from him but his first instruction is literally to go to a tortilla factory and ask them to sell you a specific kind of tortilla and buddy can you make this a little easier for me?

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

you versus the one she told you not to worry about

feels like we don’t talk enough about the water park in Oregon‘s wine country where you can just slide out of an old Boeing 747

Sunglasses don’t work when it’s cold

put that tabasco out the airlock

niche, but late to the realization that Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park is effectively Henry Adams at the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair

this is just stunningly corrosive to public trust and there need to be congressional subpoenas and jail time

this is actually a great use of oversight power the second dems take control of congress - haul polymarket execs up there and make them give you everything they have on this shit

The singular goal of all future US politics is to ensure Trumpism is defeated and cannot again take root here, and everything that serves that end is to be considered and prioritized. It's a holistic organizing principle, from a Green New Deal to Nuremberg 2 to expanding the court to Reconstruction.

anyone else make bank on Polymarket with that Nutella space cameo

"I love you, sir."

As long as I live I will never understand the authoritarian mind. How does this not *feel* humiliating to him? How does he look at himself in the mirror? Who knew there were so *many* of these guys?

In two weeks the national press corps is going to laugh at his jokes and applaud him at their annual Hilton dinner for being a fun and interesting president to write about

#Artemis II - Special guest Astronaut ‘Nutella’ getting involved in breaking the Apollo record with its own flyby 😂🚀🌕

you could replace all the music in the pastoral interludes of NYPD Blue with tracks from Pilotwings 64 and it wouldn’t alter the vibe

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm