Given the amount of death and injury to those below as well as those above I do not think 'Hallelujah' is the correct response if it starts raining men.
#ContraryMusicTakes

I believe he's just bumped into Josh and while they were having a drink at the harbour Johnnie's turned up on a passing tall ship.
#TheArchers
#SouthAmericanSpinoff

what, even famous fish pie?

My two fave Daves are David Mitchell and David Mitchell.

Hey sonofhicks.bluesky.social This kind of thing gonna bring me round to your way of thinking.

Hey sonofhicks.bluesky.com This kind of thing gonna bring me round to your way of thinknig.

Or at least get the pick-up crew to wear monkey costumes.

They've done it better before. I remember when Jim was cantankerous, entertaining and well written.
#TheArchers

True. I think the demons keep coming out, doing horrific demon shit then going back in again.

OUT DEMONS OUT!

We used to have a record of Stanley Unwin reading The Pied Piper. Because of this, we always refer to more than one rat as rattage.

Quite right too. I mean, what kind of psychopath likes humorous remarks?
#TheArchers
#KeepAmbridgeMiserable

Blade Runner, Exile on Coldharbour Lane, Chips & single malt. I gave up single malt some years back cos it gives me an horrendous next day hangover. Not a problem if there's not gonna be a next day.
#winwinsituation

Depluralise a movie

The Wild Banana

The Anguses stampede and trample Tom to death.
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Jimmy Jimmy Olsen.
#supermanpunk

Songs of sorrow, tears of shame.
Pipped at the post by House of Games

Hey There Delilah by Plain White Ts. If they used that on me in room 101 I'd be begging them to do it to Julia before it got to the first chorus.

Blimey. Another long trousers day?

Re-nationalise now! The ridiculous idea that it would spark competition is complete bollocks. My trains and rivers are full of shit but I still can't go elsewhere. The only competition is between evil corporations for who can suck the most blood. Those who sold our assets knew who it would benefit.

They had sophisticated communication for the times. A couple of them seem to about to post letters.

I'm not busy today so I'll have it if it helps you out.

Attack sheep on fire off the shoulder of Lakey Hill.
#TheArchers

Blimey, it's all getting a bit Blade Runner now.
#TheArchers

Just rebrand it as 'Wild Weeing' to get the middle classes on board.
#TheArchers

I'm definitely not a bot. I know this because I once passed a test by pointing at some traffic lights.
#TheArchers

Yes, thanks for that. You've often been funkier than the funk & soul show, freakier than the freakzone and dubbier than The Don while your rambling affability is a delight.
We're off to see The Delines in a fortnight and that's down to you too.
All good wishes to you.

A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

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I think I'll give his cheese a miss then.
#TheArchers

Reminds me of a guy down our local years ago. When the 5p carrier bag charge came in he said he'd found a sneaky way to get round it - he took his own bag. Refused to believe that was why it was brought in. Insisted it was so 'they' could get rich on all those sweet 5 pences.