time to go insane

my body is a machine that turns draft decks into 0-4's

true

makes me sad when ppl ask my pronouns, like wtf do u think these boobs are for lol

when u lose to a moid just remember that they are balding and ugly 💞💞

passed a £30 card at a draft just to go 1-2...

my bike was stolen and police are useless

police when crime 😪
police when transgender 🤬

egg :)

what camera do you use

shhhhhh

4 day old sausage roll :3

strange that keir starmer still uses mens toilets, when he is not a 'biological male', as he lacks the vertebrae neccessary to qualify as human

bungis

🫂yeah its really great honestly....

so amazing to learn i can never be a woman in this country!!! wow!!

egg

🫂🫂🫂

u did that a while ago

kaboom them

when your roommate is high fiving her friend all night long 😊🥰☺️😍

cuddling wife and petting cats gotta be lifes best features

idk if thats who u look like

peepy

mental breakdown followed by ditto smoothie

i heard if u play lantern control ur cup size goes up is this true

i played the mtg deck that turns u into a girl

love pulling hair out of my face with tweezers

hell yeah

one day i will be satisfied with my performance at a limited event :3