Story Hurter

Me when I can’t think of the word “antagonist”

kash patel lawsuit dismissed after judge noticed he accidentally sued the ocean

benetti on the call for the tigers-red sox game after doing phillies-braves last night. starting to believe in clone technology

the look on his face

Feels like John Kruk has had some really big truths he’s been trying to tell all night, always with 2 outs

Hail or maybe sleet or possibly snow on the ground

Is it graupeling in Toledo right now?

They say you shouldn’t cut corners but there’s no other way to eat pizza rolls

Each end we got to choose when to throw a ninth/blue stone. The blue stones scored for whoever was counting

A side shot of curling houses. There are various red and yellow rocks in play. One blue rock also sits in play

The final on-ice curling event of our club’s season was yesterday. Our drawmaster came up with a rule that included three colors of stones

But the real success was the growth. About 3/8s of the participants began the sport this year. We continue to be a sport on the rise

Watching Curt Schilling as a guest in the diamondbacks TV booth and how do you properly tag law enforcement on bluesky

<Aqualung voice> José Vizcaíno

Braves vs. Phillies, NBCSP, BravesVsn

Watching the Atlanta baseball game on the Braves Vasectomy Network

Kash Patel vehemently denies ever watching hockey

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

@productiveouts.bsky.social we need your help here

sue bird chucking all the soccer balls out of their bedroom window

at least they finally got our message that we want robots to do the things we don't want to do (exercise)

none of this is in the (fielding) bible

three straight bunts in 2006: these decisions limit their expected run total and will cost them wins. as the following chart clearly shows—

three straight bunts in 2026: beautiful, mysterious, more of this please

a walk and three straight bunts

the milwaukee brewers are practicing sicko baseball

venn diagram from the facebook group wild green memes for ecological fiends posted by kyle m anderson. on the left, "dolphins having sex". on the right, "famous poets." the intersection: "ee cummings"

It's good you can do the quiz on the computer. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this!

LearnedLeague April 17, 2026 • LL One-Day Special: Mitch Hedberg Fill in the Blank

well, I gotta do that one

I don’t think the guardians throw a no hitter but maybe that’s just me being parkermessick pessimistic

bsky programmers coded some jokes into the latest update and the mainframe didn't get them

Box Score Banter: Pentagon Capers | Baseball Prospectus Snap judgments will never be perfect.

today on BSB we look at Javier Baez's slide into home, and then by necessity look at it again www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

heated chivalry

Box Score Banter: Pentagon Capers | Baseball Prospectus Snap judgments will never be perfect.

today on BSB we look at Javier Baez's slide into home, and then by necessity look at it again www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...