Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record

Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Being honest and vulnerable is exhausting. I’m going back to being evil for my own mental health.

started accidentally watching football this season, the philly propaganda was too effective

go birds, unforch

me: what if I make disruptive and irrational changes in my life, just because

me: *eats a protein*

me: on second thought,

what sins has mat barzal committed to be treated like this sksksks

sir, the male loneliness epidemic has hit the second tower

oh… this feels like they’re trying to lay ground to close the BIA and end the buy back programs + protected areas

2-3 times a week I slather myself with raw shea butter after a shower, but on a bath robe and literally just like marinate for a while lmao

i have all of these hockey posts planned- including a 3 part fashion one- but The Horrors™️ have overtaken me. I can’t glance at a screen without feeling the physical stress of everything going on right now

better than a rack since things like wool sweaters aren’t supposed to be hung up, and less visual clutter than a clothes chair. I live for a nice functional basket lmao

I have a nice wicker basket for that! Like the big ones for blanket storage. Just set it next to my dressing area 🙂‍↕️

one of the first labor conflicts happened in 1901, over ticket revenue % and season tickets for each player and they lost. even before the nhl was a thing they were losing lmaooo

what's so funny about hockey players being conservative is that they continue to get their asses handed to them in almost every labor action throughout the history of the sport. them laissez faire economics stay beating their ass sksksksks

connor mcdavid getting suspended for 3 games is the only thing that's made me laugh today... thank you dops ? ? ?

I don’t mean to be rude but what exactly is this trying to posit? Also the race “interlude” is lowkey kinda crazy lmao

it’s like every day israel tries to find new war crimes to commit

Quarrel over a Lost Game, by Gillis van Tilborgh the Younger, mid 17th c, 📸 via @SpokedZ

The problem with this strategy is that I a) now have a dinner party to plan and b) perhaps one too many activities with friends lmaoo

I set a standing to-do item that’s just to reply to texts once a week and I don’t think I’ve ever texted this much in one day before in my life. Turns out I am so much worse at getting back to people than I thought lmao

U.S. anti-trans laws won’t ‘save women’s sports’ Lawmakers and governing bodies aren’t actively ensuring or promoting equitable access for women and girls. Instead, they’ve chosen to target trans women.

“Lawmakers…aren’t actively ensuring or promoting equitable access to resources…equal pay…or strengthening protections against abuse from coaches, teachers & administrators. Instead, they’ve chosen to target trans women.“ - @punchingprof.bsky.social & me in 2023
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Nordy about to break some kneecaps

the edmonton oilification of connor bedard

by popular demand they're adding an eighth deadly sin: churlishness

I have never been able to find the video again and it haunts me!!

about 10 years ago (maybe??) I saw a video of a girl dancing salsa and doing the most seamless transition and adaption to each of her parters styles I’ve ever seen and I literally think about it every time I listen to salsa music

girl you’re shocked???

yikes!!! I hope it’s not too bad!!

my friends fuckass boyfriend is making her cry today… i need to put a curse on him at this point

Victoire de Montréal celebrating

Battaglia di San Romano, by Paolo Uccello, 1436-40, 📸 by @big_laur