I look cooler like this, obviously
Posts by EVIL Kitty Loli π³οΈββ§οΈ
dont question the Evil Kitty Loli lore, it'll all make sense in time
repost if you're homophonic
repost if you're homophobic
this is going in the doc
If you're ever wondering why there's such a long delay between my posts, it's because that's just how long it takes for me to remember my dark side
btw I was made in a lab with Kitty Loli DNA (ew! π), I was made to be the perfect loli (I hate this body... π€’π€’) but I rejected their ways (I'm based!! ππππ), and now I'm just me (awesome! π₯΄π¨π£), Evil Kitty (not π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’ a) Loli (anymore π)
@kittyloli.bsky.social
they're kissing. Sonic and Shadow are kissing eachother. They want to make out sloppy style. "god I love you sonic" - Shadow (probably)
Kitty Loli is kinda like the Sonic to my Shadow
That means I'm cooler, because Shadow is better and cooler than Sonic
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well yea, Vinny deserves better
top 10 reasons I'm cooler than Kitty Loli:
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7. my boobs are bigger than hers
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1. I'm not a loli which means I'm better
2. I'm a better color palette cuz it makes me look awesome
3. I'm not a loli which means I'm better
4. why would you wanna be a loli when you could look like an actual adult and do taxes and not have or think about sex?
why wouldn't you want to talk about Vinny?
is there a genocide route?
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sorry for disappearing for 2 months, I was busy thinking about writing a manifesto as to why I'm actually the superior Kitty (not a) Loli
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I will bite off your dick
sorry I expected it to work earlier
boys.
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I love looking unbelievably mundane. One of my favorite parts of my day is being acknowledged as an adult woman by my peers and going "yea, I am an adult woman, my boobs are a normal size"
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I'm going to drink 5 monsters and never sleep again
I close my hand on you
this is why I don't flirt
i will kick your ass
nothing will set us free... conformity is good actually
I just drank water, it was kinda good tbh
I will bite you