So the healthcare system in America is so bad, people don’t even know what a doctor looks like now?

Are we doing a rapture again??? Come on, it hasn’t been two months since the previous one 🥲

I’m reminded of how a couple decades ago Romanians executed their dictator. I guess the heroic and brave American people vigorously posting on social media about theirs is almost the same thing.

I think the podcast on which I first found Sacha Coward had an expert in dinosaur penises a few episodes after that. Do with that what you will 😂

No time like the present.

Also… They recently released Pepsi Electric in my country. It looks like windshield cleaner, tastes like windshield cleaner and is surprisingly good at cleaning windshields. I had to share.

But they don’t all pay for campaigns and elections are expensive 🥲

I’m ESL and I had genuinely forgotten the verb ‘smash’ had that meaning, too.

I don’t care that they cast a black person you insufferable racist pieces of shit. It’s still a derivative, unoriginal work by a stupid transphobe who deserves none of our attention. Go read an actual good fantasy books, there’s plenty.

I’m currently waiting for my Chinese takeout made by Vietnamese people in Bulgaria and they have Greek music playing o_O

I’m confused.

I also got myself cotton candy 🥸

So I’m in my late 30s. I also just decided to take myself on a solo date to the circus 🎪 🤓

Science works in reproducible ways!

Great, now I’m thinking about the Roman Empire 💀

So fuck Americans and their reporting. Your wars might be entertainment to you. To me they are whether or not my family lives tomorrow.

Only, for about a month now American military aircraft have been stationed at the PASSENGER airport in Sofia, and nobody was told why.

I guess it’s hilarious that my family lives 15 minutes away from somewhere that can get bombed just because the US can’t keep it in its pants

… A bunch of Americans rushed to mock it in the comments. Apparently it was funny that a small insignificant country even feels the need to declare we have no part in the attacks. Hilarious, I know…

Eg. I live in small insignificant Bulgaria. We’re an hour and a half by air away from Cyprus that already got bombed. Yesterday our interim defence minister came out to announce that Bulgaria has nothing to do with the American and Israeli attacks on Iran…

Americans keep starting wars ten thousand kilometers away and laughing at all the people whose lives they’ve put in danger, all from the safety of their homes, and then do the whole “thank you for your service” thing, service often being the murder of school girls. Do you get this kind of reporting?

I won’t be fooled by the lack of a hunky merman! 🧜‍♂️

It’s not that small, it’s the angle.

Пижо&Пижо because fuck heterocentrism! ⚪️🔴

Nah, it’s usually self important HR people and/or rookie hiring managers that do this. Until you get to more senior positions where multiple rounds are an excuse to get you to do free work or consult. As a corporate bear with a decade behind me as a hiring manager, I have stories 😬

They put mirrors in bars now??? 😳 I find that impertinent.

I just want to say, for no particular reason…

Fuck Scam Altman.

Humans eat more sharks than sharks eat humans.

Thank you @vicmmic.bsky.social! Finally a president that does the will of the people!

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Is it plagiarism if it’s your grandfather’s music and you steal it as a tribute?

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Meanwhile, a golden phial from the Panagyurishte treasure, from 400-300 BC depicting people that clearly aren’t part of the Hitlerjugend.

Not having a bagel with your baby stir fry is a great way to cut on carbs. I thought you knew 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m still salty about the fashion templates but that’s gonna sweeten me up.