Very unintentionally matchy matchy today. ⚫️⚪️

I can’t believe they’re not showing performance clips AGAIN. #Oscars

It’s taking everything I have to get out the house and see Captain America: Brave New World. I literally can’t be bothered. 😭

Like literally where does Drake go from here. 😂😂😂

KENDRICK DID IT.

Mahomes literally playing like me?

Eagles defense are MEANNNN.

Wow, Emilia Pérez’s Oscar campaign is imploding on a scale I’ve never seen before.

Seated for The Brutalist. Pray for my backside. 😭

JUSTICE FOR MARGARET QUALLEY. #Oscars

A Complete Unknown. A really good film about a truly insufferable man. Great writer. Average singer. Hideous finger nails. Alexa, play Diamonds and Rust by Joan Baez.

Another one gone. RIP Dame Joan Plowright. 💔💐

Hoping to get something out of A Complete Unknown today, despite not really being a Bob Dylan fan!

Oh fuck, RIP David Lynch. 😓

Always loved a big occasion did our Karl. 🙂‍↕️ #OUFC

Good stuff! 👍

What's the likelihood of the #OUFC women's game being on at Oxford City tomorrow? I don't know how the 3G pitch reacts to these temps.

I'm all in on the Demi Moore Oscar push.

The new AI message summary update for iPhone is giving me some great results. 😂

To have been this close to Sigourney Weaver but not quite close enough to propose marriage? The pain.

How is there STILL cheese? 🧀

I cannot tell you how unexcited I am to be seeing Mufasa: The Lion King today.