Got over eight hours sleep last night and damn I feel great for having done so

(I am going to my first session next weekend)

Babe looks 60 and like she's suffering from organ failure. Which ordinarily, i'd be sympathetic to. But combined with telling people that sun cream is carcinogenic and advocating a "carnivore" diet?? Nah fuck off.

I know it's mean but watching somebody three years younger than me advocate using beef tallow as moisturiser, avoid sunglasses, avoid SPF protection, and not eat veggies - all whilst aging like milk left in the sun - is fucking hilarious

I have made enquiries with the wrestling school 🥹

Oh thanks I hate it

Please god let this world championship run be brief

He's also on record saying he doesn't want to build stars bigger than the business. And when he says the business, he was referring specifically to the fed, not wrestling as a whole.

Because if he builds the stars and the stars go elsewhere he risks them taking his crowd too.

"keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it’s immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like “yeah so this is going to happen to the internet” and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don’t even get paid for it"

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet

link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

I played BG1 and 2 with a halfling barbarian that dual wielded flails. Possibly the least "optimal" build going, and I ate shit over and over again. It was an 11/10 experience and I had a great time.

I joke that i don't look at the German Suplex factory for big brain shit, but fucking hell. You could not waterboard this out of me.

I actually fucking hate this harsh white lighting AEW now insist on using when doing their announcements for the main event, but I do truly love how much MJF's ridiculous entrance robe glistened in it so maybe it's not all bad #aew #dynasty #wrestlesky

I love Thekla and Mox so much, their matches were for me 😍 #wrestlesky #aew #dynasty

Finished up the casino gauntlet match and called it a night for now because I'm an eepy baby and I need to be up early.

Good Dynasty. I am still crying out for solos gold for Yuta but apparently it's only me so I will wait. #aew #wrestlesky #dynasty

I thought about I Saw The Devil first and then I remembered it took me two attempts to watch it through and I've only watched it once since. But Submarine is a little cosy one.

Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18

We can be FTR trunks truthers

Well there's at least two of us so I'm going to go with: yes.

Nah I wish I just didn't have to see him

Are FTR wearing... Surely not... Is that Sonic the Hedgehog inspired ring gear?? #aew #wrestlesky #dynasty

Multi level Marxism for girlbosses is this anything idk

When I first started watching AEW, Kamille was *the* big powerful woman in the division and i was obsessed with her.

Aaaaaaaand then she ran her nasty mouth all over IG.

I'm so glad somebody else feels this way.

Woken up in a real "ready to fight god" sort of mood and then I took the bins out and the trees bodied me.

If I only get one or the other I will cum in a controlled, camera pans to a flickering candle by the window sort of way.

I've been out of the loop for a while, if this is the season Arsenal win *and* Spurs get relegated I am going to cum so violently

I'm glad they're leaning in on the "Pride of Pro Wrestling" bit of Bowens' gimmick more so than the "Five Tool Player" element now. Both because it translates better and because *gestures at everything* #aew #wrestlesky

If you see this, post a gig photo that you took.

@crywankband.bsky.social in Plymouth last summer

Toot that horn! It's great stuff and we love to see it

I am perpetually jonesing for fountain Irn Bru and fountain Red Kola but i live in perhaps the worst part of the country a man with this affliction.