I have it and like it!! Switch 1 version is the main version, switch 2 is the port, so performance is fine and no features are missing

The Mask joins a small nsfw community and immediately fails the vibe check by posting "sssssomebody top me!"

they don't deserve cocaine, they're getting pixie sticks like the children they are

ive never met my neighbors and I've lived in this house for so long that it's too late at this point

i can only assume I'd do the same thing with housemates

baseball has too many numbers... or really it has so many numbers it makes people feel much smarter about what's going on than they actually are

I've only done one and my secret to having fun was being the slowest person in the group 😂

Is there any player that's homered against all 30?

Unrelated: is it possible to score an own goal in baseball?

I have watched brody jessee suck at baseball in person as two different genders in three different states

watching minor league players succeed in the majors warms my heart every time, I'm watching my babies grow up (i clapped for them in AAA)

i really wanna post pics from baseball games i go to but im paranoid about people going to the recordings of the games and finding my face in the crowd 😭

they're good photos too!!!

"Taco-flavored food product"

I do love how everyone experiences the game differently. I see some people saying mohg was harder than malenia, and for whatever reason with my build i was like "i dont get it what was his special mechanic"

but also i summon ashes for every boss fight and I'll do it again

Nationwide has been advertising "financial services" for years and I STILL don't know what that means. are they a bank? are the a new stock exchange? will they deny my insurance claims and milk me for all my finances?

Peyton manning should try explaining what he means one day

btw yes i did google if it was "run past" or "run passed" because i DEMAND perfection

i think the reason i didn't struggle with elden ring was because im not afraid to admit defeat and run away/run past all the enemies. like sometimes after my first death if the boss vibes are bad I'll just leave and go somewhere else

give up early give up often

"the whole point of owning a home is taking care of your lawn" - the world according to an ad from scotts grass growers (and smokers i assume)

I'd recognize that URL anywhere 😂 nice try though

i surprised myself and beat elden ring and the only cheat i needed was turning off ants

much love to all the trans folks out there 💜 you are loved, and if anyone disagrees send them to me so i can throw them in a meat grinder (not a one hot kill btw)

same here, staying 100% up to date on all news is just unhealthy, and i know my brain can't handle it

probably the best outcome for Rodriguez, i like him but there's just no room even in AAA. hopefully he mashes for Baltimore

this is gonna be a fun year to be a guardians fan

"what was it like winning?"
"it was good, i love my team"

"why did you lose"
"well we didn't score as many points as the other team, but the next game will be different"

"how did it feel to ___"
"it was amazing, I'm thankful to the team and the fans for how lucky i am"

pro sports post game interviews are an art form, I'm amazed every time that both the reporters and the players/coaches get together to ask and answer the same questions every single day/week.

that's emboarrassing

they're a bunch of cowards

Hey #VTubers, on a scale from 1-10, how similar is your VTuber model/persona to you?

For me I'd say a solid 9.9, my model is me except irl my hair can't grab stuff (yet). I don't even consider "Sima" to be an OC, Sima is just me. Same reason I have no lore, it'd be an autobiography

There can be only one Sora, and he ain't an "AI"

Also: I'd like to send a special shout-out to all the anti-AI'ers out there. Keep up the good work, y'all! One less we gotta worry about

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

I don't think anything will ever be able to top this one theonion.com/jurisprudenc...

i can only assume it was The Wedding Year

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