If I were to describe it to you, you’d writhe in horror and pain at the grotesquery

✅Handwringing
✅Obnoxious

for SLOPLICITY (which many people are calling this years barbenheimer) we’re running a special today: buy one of our books and get the OTHER book for just the price of the other book on top of the book you already bought

Iggy Pop voice “cocksucker I’m a cocksucker yes I am”

Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

Fully support this 💯🤝💯

Cave Bear Ethics YouTube video by Inferior Brain Power (Richmond, VA)

Joe Biden voice “our guitarist has the ethics of a cave bear!” youtu.be/HYhYmMj-xMQ

Bro however much you paid for that haircut you got ripped off 😂😂

Your hairstylist is ripping you off

Truly sad that Americans can’t imagine anything outside of monopolies, subscriptions, and Stephen Colbert.

Pedro Pascal says WORST THING EVER after runtime BACKLASH

Finding a twink (Jimmy Olsen) to hide kryptonite in Superman’s foreskin while he sleeps

"joker dna transformation microchip" >>> "bruce wayne sperm replacement cuck gun"

damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner

Nice sign, I hope it comes with concrete action and material support for people most affected.

Starting a collection to donate much needed necks to our nation’s law enforcement officers

👆why the rebuild will never happen

Instead of censoring Kneecap’s Glastonbury set, the BBC should just hire actors to rap over their actual voices like they did to Gerry Adams during the Troubles

Ask the people of Pakistan, Libya, Syria, Honduras, and Afghanistan what they think of Barry

Cancelling Lars and Kirk for queerbaiting during the Load era

republicans must be disenfranchised up to the fourth generation

You triiiiiied

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

Protestants who get baptized as adults…that’s little kid shit, baby stuff. What are you, a brony?

My wife put some week-old Chinese food in the trash and I just said “thank you for throwing out the Chinese” like I was talking to Chester A. Arthur in 1882

Can’t quote or respond to the stupidest shit I’ve read all weekend so I’ll say it here @lollardfish.bsky.social that is a terrible idea I resent you for wasting thousands of people’s time with your bullshit

Someone didn’t like what I said about Matt Yglesias

A comic where Wolverine converts to Judaism but he can’t get adult circumcised because his foreskin keeps growing back

I am sorry I don't have more thoughtful feelings on this topic, but the Waymos on fire in LA just remind me of the "Linguo IS dead" bit from The Simpsons.

DWI like I’m Billie Joe Armstrong
Hitchin’ a ride like I’m Billie Joe Armstrong