I didn’t own a pair of pajama pants until I was 35 years old and it turns out they are comfortable as shit and I kinda wanna buy another pair but worry they won’t be as comfy when they aren’t covered with pictures of the dog

I know who he is, but I feel like for the median person watching Cardinals broadcasts, they have to find a very sickly looking Eric Byrnes absolutely perplexing

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

Puck don’t lie

They need a time limit on offsides reviews. If you can’t figure it out in thirty seconds, count it

You had the last pick in the draft and he led you to the Super Bowl as your starting quarterback, I think you’re drafting just fine?

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to believe the average Somali person has an IQ of 70. One or two points below average? I mean I wouldn’t think so but I guess it’s not *impossible*. 70? Did you also buy the Brooklyn Bridge while in Somalia?

Whether it is performance on the field or just being a generally annoying guy off of it, Aaron Rodgers committed himself over two decades ago to eclipsing Brett Favre and he has stuck to it

Tim Duncan is the greatest NBA player to retire after the 2015-16 season. Kobe’s #2 but he’s closer to #3 (Kevin Garnett) than #1.

Man I hate whatever the Spurs have going on inside the three point arc on their court. The color scheme, fine, whatever, but what is going on

Leah Hextall’s very first thing she said to Tage Thompson was that the Buffalo Sabres were the only franchise he’s ever known. Swish!

I know pro wrestling people are gonna get defensive about this but I’m such an old crank about, with a ton of playoff games in actual sports happening, having to navigate multiple pages to see the scores in their app because the thing they’re broadcasting takes priority

It’s so funny that Liberty Mutual decided they needed to make their corporate canon that there’s some guy with a concussion who is their avatar

Buffalo is absolutely electric. My God.

There’s a material chance—like 1% but not infinitesimally small—that the Oklahoma City Thunder will for the second consecutive season have the best record in the NBA and win a title and will then proceed to have the number one pick in the NBA Draft

For people who are obsessed with presentation, there’s an awful lot of centrists who present themselves as insufferable pricks

Haven’t seen a Stan Kroenke funded endeavor throw this much of a temper tantrum just because they were losing since January 6th

People get irritated when I’m mean to American EPL fans but I’m consistent on the matter in that I find Europeans who adopt NFL teams to also be absolute freaks

Look man this wasn’t what people meant when they were clamoring for Supersonics

Have a long day of Things tomorrow and having cheap drinks is going to come in clutch, thank u stl cradball

The Sam Adams NA Hazy IPA has a ton of flavor and is relatively widely available

Love the idea that their being gigantic raging egomaniacal assholes is gonna bite them in the ass

We all woke up one day and suddenly NA beer was genuinely good tasting. The decade after fake meat got really good. Food science has been on an absolute heater.

The most popular user draft classes in NBA 2K tend to supercharge most guys who never played in the association. Like last dynasty I played Hank Gathers made the Hall and Len Bias won like nine MVPs. Oscar Schmidt is always just kind of a role player. I kinda respect that.

With Oscar Schmidt’s passing, the leading scorer from his NBA Draft class is now Michael Jordan

Nine years of not being able to sleep with her on How I Met Your Mother but he finally got the juice, respect

Bobby Caldwell

Caldwell is forever the best artist where people don’t know his race because he wasn’t just a white guy, he was a particularly dorky looking white guy

I know we all hate the algorithmification of culture but YouTube just fed me a compilation of people watching the “What You Won’t Do For Love” music video and learning Bobby Caldwell was extremely white. Sometimes the algorithm cooks.

I believe in using people’s preferred names and pronouns, which is why I will always say “Caitlyn Jenner, she is a huge fucking idiot”