ours is doing tacos if that helps x

I’ve never watched AI porn bc the best part of porn is those fleeting moments you can tell everyone in the video regrets being there

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

These two widely shared images claiming to show the IDF restoring a statue of Jesus that was previously damaged by an Israeli soldier near Debl, Lebanon, are AI-generated and fake.

A Google SynthID check finds watermarks that suggest both images were made with Google AI.

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

Kiss your summer holidays goodbye everyone: we’re truly fucked

Cannot BELIEVE I fell for Spring Of Deception. Oldest trick in the book.

We can hope!

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

That’s a….complex relationship, that one

Still hate the gym, lads

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

Of course! x 2

Of course!

Going to Munich next month and have just seen they have an Olympic stadium and was like “omg! I didn’t know they had an Olympics!”

Until I very much remembered that they did :/

I think if you’re nervous about saying the “fag” in “back of a fag packet” that says a lot about you and it’s not ideal.

NEW: Nigel Farage says X is now becoming “a very unpleasant place” due to a rise racist accounts and content Reform leader says that many of his ethnic minority candidates are experiencing huge levels of abuse

BRB, just telling my stockbroker to go big on Hot-Dog man memes

Aerial view of large scale devastation inflicted on the southern Lebanese town of Bint Jbeil, with an Israeli tank parked in the center of the photo.

This is what Israel has done to Bint Jbeil, my hometown in southern Lebanon

It is cold! I am cold.

Now cmon now!

Spending my afternoon napping and listening to a podcast series about Colonel Gaddafi #forties

strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Can’t wake up to these every morning and not be tempted to be a little bit more Mescal

Happy birthday Kerry!!!

“furiously nutted out”

I mean I don’t know what I was expecting but I have FULLY taken to the chaise 😻

bro this is a different form of appeasement bro I swear bro just one more attempt at appeasement just try it honestly bro just one more it'll work this time bro

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love