did enjoy the bit where they specifically ate a tuna melt before fucking though like damn okay you nasty bitches

VOTE GREEN

Don’t blame his junk for your a2m practices x

The doors aren’t robust enough also

World expert who’s been topping up her ‘male’ hormone for 30 years and says we ALL need to take TESTOSTERONE to defy ageing... Daily Mail14 Apr 2026By DR FLORENCE COMITE US endocrinologist and expert in longevity

Daily Mail today, left without comment

Delighted this article exists, sad it doesn’t seem to be pointing to Jane coming over here for Oh Mary!

Kelly Osbourne after saying something really fucking dumb

if you segregate transwomen from public life, then who's going to reach the top shelf of the cereal aisle for you, Susan?

Ah, the holy trinity

“Tell JK I’m still rolling, tell Russell I’m a brand” aged like particularly tepid milk didn’t it

Could be direct quotes from Putin, Trump, Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage…

Wtf happened to you, Labour Party? #VoteGreen

Me and whomst

MattGPT I hadn’t come across before, and enjoyed heartily

Because in this house we DO be committing to the bit

I’m doing it! I’m really doing it!

Woof

Anyone else got a bit of a crush on Aaron Chen?

This is so perfect.

HELLO THERE 😻😻😻

trying to please straight people has muzzled you gay boy, free yourself

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

The meme that says “it gets worse. Jameela Jamil just defended you” only to say “it gets worse. JD Vance just defended you”

This feels like it was written by AI

A kid waved at the Overground driver so I waved at the Overground driver too for the lolz and he gave us two very separate waves back AND tooted his lil horn for each of us too 🥰

You should check your junk every month for signs of change, Mint!

That’s interesting, I got a tonne of phishing texts in the last week or so, previously I had very few.

This is so utilitarian and depressing