I fear he was not attempting a non-lethal run

LBJ being saluted by the soon-to-be Big Boss

look at this LBJ

he calls his polygonal penis "jumbo" and takes polygonal shits with the door open so he can continue dictating to his polygonal beaten-down assistants

Hamilton, the musical, was state-sponsored propaganda.

the world just needs to be one again, no capitalism, no communism—just one

also that she was both in the landing at Normandy AND the Bay of Pigs…incredible life. real Ellen Dulles over here

drawing of snake with my final stats

LBJ said that because I killed my boss I get to be the even bigger boss

it's legal to hit anyone so long as you do it with a car. that's why "There's nothing quite so special as a car."

So sorry to hear.

It's been a slow fundraising month so far, and we're struggling to buy food while paying the bills.

If you could help, or share this post, I'd be very grateful. Thanks!

an occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That’s-my-Bike-r

when you're a rat on a boat and it's not apparent whether the boat is taking on water, this is one of the rats who has his little hat and coat on just coincidentally

recession indicator: noticing an uptick in a type of guy saying things like "well obviously NOW too much of the economy is overleveraged in AI bullshit and sales guys overhyping what can actually be done with LLMs, but once everything collapses, THEN we'll get back to building True AGI and Utopia"

Tim Curry. B&W photo taken backstage at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. In makeup as Dr Frank N Furter, wearing a sleeveless white t-shirt with a banana on it. Exhaling smoke.

“It’s not easy having a good time.”

screenshot of mark mckinney as don roritor

screenshot of mike myers as dr. evil

once you've worked with lorne michaels long enough you have to do your impersonation of him for the big screen

we'd all have cool jackets, so it's got that going for it, too

now we're talkin

eBay auction for a PS3 MGS4 special edition for 275 American dollars

if I made some kind of zine or full issue about my metal gear bullshit, I could 1) claim this as a biz expense and 2) pay for some of it with sales

honestly going the legit route never even occurred to me lol

KILLING me with this

I just gotta see how my boys turn out!

maybe I'll pivot my playthrough to just be all the Big Boss stuff in chrono order instead of release order to try to burn some time

cruising into the waning hours of snake eater, will someone reassure me about the guns of the patriots emulation situation or should I simply wait until the end of august and move on to some new hyperfixation (I guess from thin air? who knows where these fuckin' things come from)

hell yeah

where are we coming down on the "arnold palmer"?

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Maybe they did and it’s just taking a while to catch on!

Genius Night is back, baby! Come hear my abrasively obnoxious braying from the audience (and also this incredible lineup of performers)

If he identified me as a nightcrawler, I would explode in joy

I remember trying to figure out what the hell movie that bizarre outfit was in with my little brother one time and it was driving us nuts trying to remember.

Now I'm laughing again, too! Incredible work here.

(I was this very serious and studious little comedy nerd because I had become addicted to making my parents laugh and decided I needed to work out how to do comedy at a "sophisticated, adult" level they and their friends would appreciate even more. This did not work.)