Dev Lemons is just underscores for cis women who argue that it's actually biphobic and ableist to suggest they shouldn't bring their straight boyfriend to pride

bottom prep is whatever gets my dick hard, faggot

Selene's nude torso showing off all the deep purple bruising from them getting punched really hard a whole lot in the stomach the other night

tummy punches are so peak

I like to fuck to the Matmos album made entirely out of sampled washing machine noises so I can't judge anyone for anything ever

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MUTUAL AID REQUEST

One of my besties lost one of its income sources and is in financial crisis rn, it could really use any help. Please feel free to share/forward this to other spots.

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Selene's thigh with an absolutely MASSIVE deep tissue bruise because their boyfriend went to town on them with a pair of hammers over the weekend (positive)

Getting hit with hammers is so peak
👉🏼👈🏼

therapist (holding inkblot): ok what do you see

me: a guillotine

therapist: ok and this?

me: guillotine again

therapist: that's 14 in a row

Mutual aid is when you ash in each other's mouths

🎶"Froooooooodo you don't have to put on the blue light"🎶

ACAB includes Bilbo's faggy little sword

No, he won't do that

His name is Robert Paulson and he would do ANYTHING for love

Delighted to learn that Lillard looks to be a pretty stand up dude.

Entirely unsurprised to learn @jessiegender.bsky.social's very correct opinions about Hackers/Cereal Killer.

youtube.com/shorts/IJalv...

This looks delicious

Legendary X-Knights #2 "Who Is The Orange Roc?" The queer transforming martial arts heroes, the Legendary X-Knights, have a new and mysterious foe to face down!

I'm a trans author in the global south.

My comic, Legendary X-Knights, is about transforming queer superheroes saving the world from being plunged into war.

Please help this story of queer strength come to life.

There's a 7 page preview on the Kickstarter:
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Selene is definitely lying cause it's tuesday and that's a titty

I've never tittied a tuesday a day in my life...

I swear to fuck if there's a Microsoft Teams wrapped notification on my work computer this month I'm gonna do it this time

You are so correct

Selene from a low angle wearing a dress with a really low zipper neck showing their big naturals dangling in the open with a single 18g needle stuck in the middle (they are cleaning their room like this)

POV: You're a pile of filth on my bedroom floor

Rainbow Brown is a wild name

Selene naked on the floor

Selene smiling big while wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie

Me before and after I realized I had a work training about to start that I was required to be on camera for

I wasn't even super into the album but that line is one of the hardest opening bars of all time and has lived in my head rent free since

Is Alan Dershowitz still alive?

If not I'm madder than he was prior to him dying

Selene's tits with "I VOTED" stickers covering the nipples

Electoral politits 2025

In a perfect world I'd apply to get hogslapped another 201 times ASAP

What do you mean I shouldn't put "probably the most hogslapped human being on earth" on my resume!?!?

"assigned male brother man guy with a penis and testicles who will never be a real woman" is gender neutral now, btw

(it's okay, i call my scrambled eggs "dude".)

Appreciate you

I'll be okay just my brain hates me sometimes