A mem table that reads “that one person:” The images are of a young white man looking disgusted next to a photo of a raw tomato, then happily eating a slice of pizza next to a picture of tomato sauce-based dishes.
this is me and can we talk a second about how there’s literally an enzyme that gets cooked off, science solved this mystery, but people STILL won’t believe you
Picture of Billy Idol, shirtless with text that says "IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A LIGHT SWEATER IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A CARDIGAAAAAN!!"
Pleasantly surprised to wake up and discover it is still chilly out, after we had random thunderstorms last night.
Very much enjoying the lack of hot weather here today
The new breed of tech idiots all want to be Steve Jobs but the thing about Jobs & Apple (setting aside their problems) is that the run from the iMac (1998) to the iPad (2010) was genuinely revolutionary AND instantly accessible. The moment you saw an iPod (2001) you understood and you wanted one
My mom used to say “I can’t hear myself think” and now I totally get it (part parenthood, part general overstimulation.)
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
When I was still on Facebook I got this argument from the mod of a native plant group. They’d shared an AI-generated image—in a post about the negative impacts of leaf blowers!—and got super defensive when I commented that AI use was at odds with their message and mission.
The non-profit National Butterfly Center is a 100 acre (0.4 sq km) botanical garden located along the US-Mexico border near Mission, TX.
It hosts 200 wild butterfly species on migrations to & from Mexico.
And now it will be a construction zone so we can build a rusting metal wall.
💯 This hurts and strengthens my resolve to push forward with the community-based native plant projects I have in the works.
I had a novelty plastic clock shaped like a wolf with a saxophone (he somehow sang and played sax at the same time.) I woke up every morning to “Hey, hey, don’t ya know now you’ve gotta get up so you can get dooooooown!” 😭
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
A friend and I had a double-feature of Kids and Welcome to the Dollhouse in high school. Not a good idea. My others: Requiem for a Dream and Gummo.
Closeup on paper scraps and vintage ephemera with a poppy-colored Fiesta Ware bowl filled with gummy candy out of focus in the background.
Saturday night in: collaging with candy.
I think the issue here isn’t that “white people tacos” (sometimes) include black olives, but that she considers opening a can and dumping olives into a colander “decanting.”
I’m 5’2” so I’ve always had a list of musicians who are my height tucked away in my brain. Off the top of my head: Prince (RIP), Susanna Hoffs, Paul Simon.
This is my Super Bowl.
This is who runs this account.
(I also recognize this is extremely insignificant amid all the horrors and I’m privileged as hell to be able to complain about something so petty. It’s still annoying.)
One of the few pleasures I have left in this hellscape is perfume. I ordered samples that were on the USPS truck en route to my house yesterday — and no one on my street got mail. At all. Kids are back at school, it hasn’t snowed in close to a week & temps are standard winter cold. What gives?
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
I’m unique. I’m one-of-a-kind. I’m individual angel pie.
Frankenstein: Creation of Culture
Communication Theory
Persuasion
Audio Production
Math 99 (aka “math for English majors”)
Beyond gutted about Catherine O’Hara. What a phenomenal loss.
I have a ticket to see Sharp Pins tonight but we’re buried in snow and dealing with single digit temps. Hoping Snail Mail makes a stop in Pittsburgh this spring so I can see both bands (+ Swirlies!!)
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
The feeling is mutual. (I showed this to my Green Day-obsessed 13-year-old and he just laughed and laughed…)
