Someone in grad school told me that if you don’t make time to rest your body will decide for you

Your brain/body clearly needed a day off then!

Can I borrow a towel just in case? I might need some help getting warm (as you know the pacific is very chilly) 🥶

Okay fine but I’m going to be completely soaking wet because I am not a good hopper

Because California?

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

I’m trying not to keep junk food in the house right now and I literally had a dream about the ranch takis from Trader Joe’s 😬

Oh my god you’re right.

And I, too, have lost control of my life. 🫠

God are we back on this old fight again? Is it 2008 again? I don’t want to go back to high school :(

Two panel meme of DeeDee and Stu from The Rugrats standing in a kitchen, both wearing house coats. In the top panel, DeeDee asks Stu, “It’s four o clock in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?” In the bottom panel, Stu, who is stirring a pot, answers, “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

This looks great but it has this energy

what?

I am too proud to order mild, but “medium” is a lie at almost every Thai restaurant I have been to

omfg, that is the actual worst

It’s not just you but I am choosing to persist out of spite

the supreme court in 2000:

Very this. In 2020 I felt like my views were going to be represented and entertained in the Biden admin. In 2024 I felt like the closing pitch was just “vote for us Or Else” which is not especially motivating (and I still voted anyway!!!)

I would love to not overthink but unfortunately I don’t have access to another type of thinking 🫠

Excited to announce that my tummy hurts 😌

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

an additional bit of context here several of my early romantic experiences involved guys fooling around with me, rejecting me and moving on to relationships with girls and somewhere in there my brain learned that my body was inherently less desirable than a woman’s and I’m still healing that tbh!!!

Ok honest question for my fellow homos if that isn’t you scroll on

so I have seen a number of self-ID’d gay guys making videos with vulva-shaped toys lately and I guess my question is, is the fantasy there trans guys? I am more of a bottom and fairly vulva-neutral so I am just trying to square it

It’s like Evil Animal Crossing or something like we weren’t meant to have that much agency

I’ve never played Tomodachi Life before but from what I gather on here is you all use it to sin

Having lived in California for several many years now, I’ve learned “dude” is spiritually gender neutral

He is in fact very cute in person! The artistic director was chatting him up after the show, probably trying to convince him to be in something next season lol

Went to opening night of a new play at one of the theatres I work for and Michael Urie was also there??? It never occurred to me that he would See a Play

I can't imagine not being a nerd. I need that whimsy in my adulthood or I would sink into despair.

Not a spoiler per se, but I think that’s the most choreography I’ve seen Ru do, like, ever

Crazy how many early 20s straight boys are working out now because they’re looksmaxxing or affirming their masculinity or never

Where as I work out for the correct reasons, which is appeasing the gay body dysmorphia panopticon

*squints suspiciously*