oh shit I've only seen the guys YouTube, I knew he was a little nuts but god damn

haven't a bunch of planes been fucking with their transponders in the region to avoid detection? if that's true I could believe it crashed while the gps was turned off or something like that but that rests on a lot of assumptions

he allegedly lost a leg? the only way it could be more over for the US is if he also had to wear an eye patch. we are so unbelievably cooked on the aesthetic front

how do you lose a tanker plane? they're huge! they have gps! why haven't we found it yet?

The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed

Have we considered widening?

sun tzu didn't account for the fact that guns tend to use more ammo when you use them than when you're not using them

they're gonna find a drone with "from: the I-O tooluh" written in sharpie on the side of it in long Beach next week lol

if it's American construction companies working on building a highway, we could expect it to be complete by sometime around the mid 2060's

not voting Democrat is a vote for trump

not fellating Gavin newsom is a vote for trump

wiping front to back is a vote for trump

stepping on a crack in the pavement is a vote for trump

vote if it makes you feel better but don't get all high and mighty acting like Democrats have done anything

by they I of course am talking about the same barbarian rapists from a backwards culture that did the first 9/11, the United States Government.

you think they'll have the audacity to do 9/11 2 on 9/11?

it's a horrible time to know how to read a map

one of the funnier parts about this is assuming the highway you build through the mountains would be immune to the same rockets and drones that would have the range to close the straight, but also just hit Dubai, which is right next to where the highway would have to be.

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

in my experience if you teach a man to beer he'll tell you about his homemade microbrew at every single party ever

A society grows great when old men put beers in the fridge they know they shall never drink themselves

a beer in the hand is worth more than one in the fridge

Israeli society isn't impacted? someone should tell the Israelis, I bet they'll feel like such fools for going to their bomb shelters over nothing, apparently.

shame is not a cross that I bear. it's liberating.

Picture of a Lamborghini: The car men think will get them women Picture of the oscar mayer weinermobile: The car that actually gets women

Grok: The claim of white genocide is highly controversial. Some argue white farmers face targeted violence, pointing to farm attacks and rhetoric like the ‘Kill the Boer’ song, which they see as incitement

that was my brother, we look similar

I remember hearing the "empires only live up to 300 years old" in like 6th grade and did the math and thought pfffft there's no way I will live to see the fall of the American empire. it's been a crazy few years.

you'd think Democrats would at least be anti war from a national interest standpoint. It's a national security risk and alienates us from allies everywhere but they're pro war and only wringing their hands about paperwork. Absolutely pathetic.

i had to read this 3 separate times before I got it. good one, Emma

thank god we will have the strategic reserve of reserve strategic reserves after that, if not we would be screwed!

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

I saw a photo of the warehouse where they keep all the weinermobiles. if I woke up and was the last man on earth I think that'd be the first place I'd go.

Democrats, fighting a fascist Republican party decide instead to help the fascist Republican party wage war by passing a tax cut.

as a salt laker myself, it is genuinely horrifying to know we might be his next week long fixation. I can't even imagine what insane way he will find to further fuck up the GSL