I love League of Legends

I called someone edgy for typing "this is A*Ds" so they called me a slur and got instantly banned :')

Thirsty flower 🌻

It’s what the Furry community deserves for making him the most generic anthro wolf possible

It’s fine for people to talk bollocks in the office for 40 minutes straight but scrolling through socials for a couple of minutes is crossing the line 😡

HR are starting to crack down on mobile phone usage because apparently I work at a fucking crèche

French dub Starmie

Wanting to quote-dunk on a fake af anti-AI post 🤔

Knowing my mentions will end up filled with randos claiming I love AI 😔

Obligatory “BMI is BS” post but also “dads gonna dad” 😏

Congrats on the progress though!

In one of those “please don’t talk to me unless absolutely necessary” moods today, but not in an angry way I just cba with people

Rewatched the original Resident Evil movie (2002) over the weekend and yeah it’s still the best piece of non-game media the franchise has had so far

A queen watches over her subjects

Discord on form by randomly deleting its only good feature in the past 5 years (status messages)

Maybe you'll find out some day!

Can confirm, otters are pretty tasty... so I've been told! 😇

Oops! Ah well, everyone makes mistakes (:

This is 👀👀👀

I'm thrilled that you get "more engagement" over on Twitter, but unfortunately all that attention you're getting is from a bunch of chuds, bots, and paedophiles

I do find it funny when chats have a “strictly SFW” rule but frequently post SFW fetish art that people are clearly gooning themselves silly over

I can smell how horny you are from your text my friend

Sadly I don’t even see a way they could add catch-up mechanics because the entire game is built around snowballing early

Maybe I’m expecting too much from a $10 game but idk lol

Is it fun when you get a run going?
Absolutely

Is it fun taking a dozen attempts to get a run past the 4 minute mark?
Lol no

Fired up Megabonk again (watching Stray play it gave me the itch)

Barely an hour in and I remembered why I stopped 😔

A few bad rolls in a row and your run is FUBAR lol

The Guardian posting “As a matter of fact: YES, money CAN buy you happiness” like it’s some deep, dark truth and not the most obvious shit ever

Has our favourite “not as shit as Twitter” social media app stopped shitting itself yet?

Unfortunately reminded Mastodon exists 😔

I don’t know your circumstances ofc but if it’s been a frequent struggle and there’s no signs of improvement then it might be time to consider something else

Hearing a klaxon go off in my head whenever someone breaks this rule. Why have I done this to myself

Is being a “service bottom” a personality?

You’re not being unreasonable at all! Relationships are a two-way deal. If you feel like things aren’t being fair then it’s time to have a conversation about it

Struggling real bad with this diet now. Starting to plateau despite making extra cuts and getting hit harder than ever with hunger pangs

Just kinda makes you think "ehh what's the point, let's just round instead"