Sorry, my friend group is homogenous?? Yeah they’re all gay but I don’t think they’re THAT smart

he died to unfriendly fire

👎👎

Mulling a move out of LA just so my mother can’t make me come down and do housework for her.

I get spoiled sometimes, but the fucking finale is bullshit

I’m homophobic now. I hate ya’ll

Hi. Why tf you spoiling drag race at 6:55 PT, huh?

Hey! “You’re always bad and wrong” is my lane!

I’ll text you 4x as much so you won’t even miss what you lost

is bsky back up yet?

I was over my Allbirds anyway

Need somebody to tell me the next company that’s about to stop making rubber bands or picture frames or whatever and pivot to AI.

I diiiiiid

You can’t talk about what a drug does without listing all of its side effects so sometimes drug makers (especially for a drug as well known as Ozempic) will just advertise like “Hey, we exist!” to increase mentions in doctors’ offices without undue emphasis on the bad stuff.

The Coachella looks

😁😁🥰🥰

Popular with friends is ALL nudes

It’s the only feed I like…..

People on X make up stories about arguments happening on bsky when what’s really happening is a nonstop deluge of AI slop resist lib cringe.

Got my kicks tonight watching a food delivery robot stuck at a light because it can’t press the crosswalk button but it also can’t cross if the walk light doesn’t turn even if the traffic light is green.

My kingdom for a 2-way residential street in LA that is actually wide enough for 2-way traffic.

He’s never looked more like a framemogging asu frat leader

(euthanize me)

Ben Platt and Rachel Zegler in “The Last Five Years” at the Hollywood Bowl

Jason Robert Brown, Ben Platt and Rachel Zegler in “The Last Five Years” at the Hollywood Bowl

Me and my buddy Armand at the Hollywood Bowl

I just think that Rachel Zegler

The airport has nothing to recommend

Are any of them “good”? I think not. But I mean strictly the airport bars. If you’re asking about the city, I really enjoyed Emporium Arcade Bar the other night.

Honestly, I’ll take it! I’ve never won a run (but I haven’t played much; I bounced off quick early on)

First answer: yoga room too small

I’ve switched bars ama (about sfo)

Getting drunk and playing Balatro at SFO

Blue and white sign in a parking lot that reads "NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES"

All my little online purchases synced up to maximize their joint slay