Surely the only actual use case for those powers is to make the accused financially precarious, and thus more likely to commit other crimes of desperation?

Great band name

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

The results of mistakes or critical fails- my summoned pot of tea turns into bats, a surge of wild magic turns the carpets into grass, my deal with a devil contains an unexpected loophole etc etc

*furiously reading law books on the definition of incitement* i wish both him and his pursuer an equal amount of luck

I had that, just go to the pharmacy and get the cream, clears it right up

The bag clearly costs 71c

Jesus glares angrily, the text says "*forgiveness stops*". I always hear a record scratch sound when i see this image

Musk 100000% was never even invited and is seething about jt

Counterpoint: if you are going to see bands that people take tambourines to, you need new musical taste

KDR

The only important part of pedo con is Trump losing his base, which will be funny but not enough by itself to fix things

Meme of Ripley from Aliens recoiling, but instead of the aliens tongue its a delicious slice of Hawaiian pizza

Clear winner

Is 2 pronounced peeb-ed or pee-bed? Will influence my choice

"Emperor Walz was initially elected with a slogan that could be adapted to be "why does [burger/treat/essential service/thing in the news cycle/whatever] go up faster than your paycheck?", followed by a series of death sentences for CEOs"

@aoc.bsky.social pay the lady

Free campaign slogan for anyone who wants to win 50+ states

Guy in the market you've exhausted all dialogue options with and just get "Greetings!" from now, until you finally do the main quest and find out he's a main character/villain

Imaging a @smoothdunk2.bsky.social cartoon where elon slowly tortures an anthropomorphic Grok to give the answers he wants

Do you think that elon will take anything from the fact that when he just asked it for the truth it gave left wing responses, and he had to force it to give right wing ones?

Dough/crumbs no, cheese/topping hard yes

Absolutely not - well established that spice leaves via the sweat

Bro has 18k followers for 2-3 likes per post, i actually hope he is a bot

The humble yet proud way they size-mog Indian elephants

Made daily with FOOD

"I ejaculate fire" is right there waiting for you tho

Ok fine, Dethklok?

Hanson

How did it find you?