Bubble bubble toil and trouble!

Ah! I will! I want to learn everything that I can 🫧 about those above and below the sea

Hey.. you kinda look like me! But where’s your tail?

A BUB BUB BUB WOOOAH
🫧🫧🫧

Hi!

(He’d wave a webbed hand out of the water)

Bubble.

a bub bub bub

Er- I don’t think I know what tet-an-us is… but I hope you don’t catch it!! That doesn’t sound good..

I don’t wear shoes! I’m glad I don’t have this issue bub bub

Well I’d say the same about your world! I’d never thought I’d see so many humans !! You’ve all been very kind so far and I’ve even met a human version of myself! I can’t believe you don’t spend more time by the water it sounds so sad

My name is just Luke!! But it seems there’s another non mermaid version of me so if it helps with confusion I suppose that’s fine

But to answer your question… no I haven’t seen a mermaid version of you before but I’m sure there will be one someday miss! I’m sure you’d look lovely as a mermaid 🫧

Hello! Although I wouldn’t say I’m half fish, I’d say I’m full mermaid !!

...? Ive always been a fish! But now that im looking at you where is YOUR tail flora? I could have sworn you were a sea bunny…

But! Thats not important right now!! Ive come to help you get out of here!!

(he would pop his head out of the water)

Bub bub Hello !!! Are you lost?

I hope you find your way back home!! I know its scary to be lost.. Ill see if i can help her!!

oh... i um.. I really only know the water ways of this area. Ive never been to the mountains im sorry ...

Stansbury... Uhmmm well that doesnt sound like any reef i know of... Is that the name of a bay? Or maybe a beach?

Gup gup
Hello over there!! You’re lost? I can try to help!!

Well I am I fish it actually might be me…

BUT IM NOT LYING!!!!! A true gentleman never lies that’s what professor bubble always says

Uhm no my mouth is exactly the same as it was before!

… Mmmdfggf …

I don’t have any fours go fish!

(He quickly turns around and then turns back his mouth is suspiciously card shaped)

Mf- NO!!!! I mean GO FISH!!! Do you have any 7s?

Ah hm Im sorry I didn’t mean to insult you! I haven’t talked with many humans perhaps this just how they all talk..

But I think the cards should be alright if I keep my top half above water!

So I’ll go first! Do you have any ummm ummm 5s?

Ah! Hello professor! So you’re going to travel to Europe with us too then? Maybe we can see the leaning tower of Pizza or er whatever it’s called up there..

uhmmm I’m not sure.. I don’t go on land very often.. but I should be able to stay out for a bit!

wow you are really loud!

(do most surface people shout like this…?)

Uhm we can play though! Do you have a deck of cards we can use?

uhmm… I can try! I don’t er.. have legs like you though… is that a problem?

gup

Do you want to play go fish with me? I’m really good at it I promise

Gup gup can I come

yes!! We do! My favorite is my orca stuffed animal, I received it as a gift from my mom ^^

Hello! I want to learn more about the surface world!

I don’t speak to humans very often but Is there anything you can teach me about?