The Shams bomb hitting the group chat while still basking in the afterglow of that W last night...might be chasing that dopamine dragon the rest of my life

That handoff to MPJ who dribbles 3 times through multiple defenders is suspect

Never a doubt

Report drops today about Naz planning to opt out and he immediately tries to tank his value. He wants to stay

Dear Admin running this account, you and your boss aren't cut out for this moment. Please step aside and promote someone in the party who is.

Great read. Thanks Britt!

Time for a rapid unscheduled disassembly of the dept of govt efficiency

Fecklessness personified

Depends on the matchup and need game to game

Need to inject some pace and shot creation? Rob

Need to lock down a guard or smaller wing? Clark

Need to force the issue in transition and at the rim? TJ

Gulf of Mexico

He was just...standing there. Like wtf

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

Nickeil Alexander-Walker hearing the Timberwolves crowd chant “free-throw merchant” at his cousin.

If Ant got Shai's whistle, he would average 45 a game

these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

Anthony Edwards go for a two at the end of game challenge level: impossible

20 points and 13 boards

Hey Keith, for the Wolves are they 2nd apron regardless of if Randle opts in or not (then re-sign NAW/Z) or are they 2A bound no matter what?

🚨An open letter to the Democrats. 🚨

Get off your fucking letter writing asses and do something, anything that is not the norm. Every fucking one of you is still acting like the kid in HS that spent his time with model Gov or junior UN haveing debates full of platitudes and quips to win your point.

Bring in the US Marshall's. Hold them all in contempt.

Racist prick. Fall off a bridge

The obvious conclusion becomes the actual conclusion.

Bye, Glen!

Trash design. Just like everything else nowadays.

Let's get a Jaden McDaniels highlight reel in the chat, career high 30 points plus 10 renbounds

i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

That March schedule is as soft as it's gets too. If we can keep afloat for the next few weeks, hosting a first round series is very attainable

What a swashbuckling win. Swashbuckling just feels like the right word for it. I’ve never seen anything more swashbuckling than the shit Jaden McDaniels and Naz Reid just did.

@nopantscrunch.bsky.social brace yourselves

Is there a higher goosebumps per minute (GPM) movie than Remember The Titans?