Suddenly that $1.5 trillion seems well worth it!

I see a bra.

Narrator: she still can’t afford the cancer treatments.

Scoop: A Commerce Dept OIG confirmed significant vacancies in the NWS office that responded to last year's deadly flooding in Texas, though staff there downplayed the impact on emergency response

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Angel Moroni on the top of the spaceship Nauvoo from Expanse.

Is that the Angel Moroni at the top?

Very cool.

a man with a beard holds a cup in his hand Alt: Claudius spills his drink on himself.

Will it stammer and twitch?

Aww. Their own little University of Austin.

Elvis really did leave the building.

Do we have to go to work tomorrow if there is a nuclear war?

Members of neo-Nazi ‘active clubs’ join combat events at secretive Virginia compound Licensed school teacher and one-time police officer among those participating in riot-style gatherings as experts warn of threat to public safety

Antifa are the terrorists!?!

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a black and white photo of a group of men in tuxedos and top hats dancing . Alt: a black and white photo of Fred Astaire and a group of men in tuxedos and top hats dancing .

Fred Astaire is dancing in his addled brain.

Another sign of American decline: we’ve lost the useful skill of ignoring the Graham family.

Judas Iscariot to join Cato the Elder Institute of Politics.

Image from Johnny Hart’s Wizard of Id. Speech balloon: “The peasants are revolting”. The king of Id responds: “You can say that again.”

Joe Rogan and the influencers who built Maga are revolting over Iran. Was this an alliance doomed to fail? | Jason Okundaye Unlike Trump’s cronies in the White House, outside voices are not so easily disciplined. There’s a lesson here for all future political movements, says Jason Okundaye, an assistant Opinion editor at t...

Yes, indeed, they are revolting.

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Crew of the Swinetrek from Pigs in Space

Sorry, but you couldn’t possibly compete with that comfy chair.

Try this amazing trick to get health insurance from Donald Trump! First, pretend you’re an oil tanker…

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country, we have 50 states, all these people, we're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things

Immovable objects, meet irresistible fists!

I think the Magic 8-ball explains everything pretty clearly.

MelaniaBot 2.0. Indistinguishable from the original.

a man with glasses is holding a burning dollar bill and says ha ALT: a man with glasses is holding a burning dollar bill and says ha

This might mean a new tradition for the Fourth of July.

I wonder what happens to the “creature” if you press that Humanize Text button?

I guess this is the sort of prayer you’d expect from a Conquistador.

Berry nice.

Extra 11 minutes’ sleep each night can reduce heart attack risk, study finds Researchers detail ‘surprisingly large’ cardiovascular health benefits of small shifts in behaviour

So that’s 11 minutes the first night, 22 minutes the next, 33 the next, etc. Yes, that seems very beneficial.

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a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a swirl in her eye ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a swirl in her eye

And with a twitch of his nose it’s over.

There’s more to step on in the kitty litter box!