Oh I’ve never seen ghost pipes with color before. Awesome.

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Whoa! Please give me tips on how. I can almost never achieve this level.

He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

Susan Entwistle.
The Garden Path.
#Acrylics #Pointillism

Running on fumes trying to get a my weekend errands done after staying up to late reading and playing Pokopia. Feeling this.

He’s a zombie. He’s already dead.

I 100% endorse this concept.

A month?

Happy tears. Didn’t realize how much I needed good news. We need a better world for your babies my dear.

Success!

Yeah. This may be because you suck. 🤷‍♀️

"They were so lucky I was looking"

Ummm no. Stopping in time for a child running onto the street is not heroic/lucky, it is your goddamn obligation as a driver. Cost of entry. Kids are allowed to be unpredictable, you are not.

Over 40,000 people are currently incarcerated for Cannabis. Not a SINGLE Epstein files co-conspirator has been arrested.

I don’t know how to tell you you should care about other people.

JFC 4:20

Welcome to my addiction.

Add in reality tv, and the wildly dysfunctional talk shows glorifying bad behavior that paved the way for pussy grabbing to be acceptable and this is pretty accurate.

An iceberg seen from Above and below the waterline. Above water the caption reads: How pathetic people think JD Vance is Below water the much larger part of the iceberg caption reads: How pathetic he actually is

All books represent knowledge. In fiction you may think about how characters interact with each other and gain perspective in some way. Even increasing your vocabulary is gaining knowledge.

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

Dr Zoidberg dressed as Jesus, from FUTURAMA

Doctor Or Jesus? Round One:

My kids assume that every book i pick up is “BOORING!” but I have assured them some are more boring than others!

Any other parents of adults or teens apologizing for bringing them into this mess. This is not the world I imagined for them. It’s not even close. And all the mothers in Palestine, Iran, the mothers detained by ICE in our country with their babies? How do we even breathe?

And dammit to hell… it hurts to be alive and watch the vast amount of evil in our country that goes unchecked. But what truly brings me to my knees… is watching these beautiful souls I have loved since they were warmed and nestled under my heartbeat for 9 months watching this unfold.

I didn’t raise my children to be “woke”, that term became common vernacular later. I raised them care about others. I told them racism was bad. I taught myself to stop hating men because sons. Chores were for all, not gendered. They’ve grown into kind, caring, empathetic, beautiful adults.

Maybe it’s a test. Have you looked at the splatters she leaves behind?

A retired journo I know SMS'd me before and reckoned the first thing that should be grounded are the private planes of the rich and famous.

"They can catch an interstate train/plane like the rest of us. That fuel is now needed for the whole of society, not rich pricks' private jets," he said.

The hardest part about living with AuDHD for me is the lack of object permanence. I rely on sameness of environment to feel safe but when I go to get a Coke from the fridge, I will also absentmindedly trade whatever is in my hand for it, usually my cell phone, then panic when I can't find it.

Lita Lacson, contemporary Filipina artist.

"Tomorrow in Yellow."

"Watercolor."

Is it assigned? I speed up audio if I need to read it or am compelling myself for self-loathing reasons.