Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

I think Chelsea would be a more coherently run football club if they let me run it and I don’t think I can think of a more damning indictment on the people currently doing the job.

Pick for today.

#ASongADay

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Nearly forgot this today.

#ASongADay

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I’m going to suggest that if you need people who have already seen your 3 hour long film in the cinema that they need to go and watch an alternate version of that same 3 hour long film otherwise they won’t understand your new, I presume also 3 hour long film then its just bad filmmaking.

Liam Dawson in the New England kit staring at a cricket ball with a look of barely contained distaste

They’ve done some trading card mock-ups of England cricketers for the new kit launch and not sure how they’ve managed to make Liam Dawson look the most bored/pissed off anybody has ever been to have to catch a ball 🏏

Quote with a favorite #DoctorWho con photo from the distant (or recent) past.

Met quite a few Doctor Who folks over the years. Don’t have a photo of many though, but I did get one with the lovely Sophie Aldred a few years back when I was thinner and had more hair. She still looks the same though.

Pick for today from what was a slightly surprising shift of an album that I’m really quite fond of.

#ASongADay

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Classic Frank Lampard meme of him switching from laughing Frank to, but seriously Frank

“I think we can all take a bit of pleasure from Arsenal potentially finishing second yet again and not winning anything…but seriously we also don’t want Manchester City to win everything”

What kind of Irish is your Grandad?

#SNLUK #SNL #SaturdayNightLive

Taking it as a massive positive that we can come away disappointed with a narrow defeat to a team in the Champions League spot and an opportunity to go 6th at this stage of the season. All in all I’d have taken that sort of disappointment if somebody had offered it me back in May #SAFC

A minute and one moment away from it potentially being one of our best days of the season and turning into one of the more frustrating ones #SAFC

We’ve actually played alright in that half especially after conceding so early. Have to give credit to Villa for the quality of their attacking play for the second goal. Made up for Riggy getting his first PL goal. Deserved it for the way he’s played the last few weeks #SAFC

In need of a relaxed day today to recover from my first cricket match of the year so my usual Sunday jazzy pick is something nice and chilled.

#ASongADay

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Excellent taste from the meerkats

Screenshot of a result card showing our team won by 1 wicket chasing down 202

Partnership details showing the 10th wicket put on 105 off 108 with a teammate making 87 not out off 71 balls and me making 40 not out off 63 balls to win the game.

Having not picked up a bat or ball since September I played our first league game of the season against our local rivals today. After unexpectedly bowling 7 overs I negotiated my way down to number 11 as it became increasingly clear we were getting battered. Turned out alright in the end 🏏

Busy day today so getting this in early. A classic for my pick today.

#ASongADay

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a man is laying in the water with the words welcome to the party pal . Alt: John McClane saying “Welcome to the party pal”

Congrats!

Gary Kemp saying “Fuck your film I’ve got voles to kill” while Martin stands behind him.

Cultural behemoths the Kemps here #TOTP

We used to be a proper country etc

The only number one I largely associate with Richie Benaud #TOTP

People are being very critical right now, but let’s remember that other than him already having had to resign twice from cabinet positions, being widely known as The Prince of Darkness and his entire career and personality there was very little else to suggest appointing Mandelson could be a mistake

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying this is unacceptable . Alt: Conan saying “this is unacceptable”

I would once again like to express in the strongest possible terms my displeasure with the film channel Sky Greats who are once again today showing Jaws, Jaws II and Jaws 3-D, but are neglecting Jaws: The Revenge.

Pick for today.

#ASongADay

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Nice of them to actually put this one out.

A venomous wife... a wealthy architect... and his mistress!

X Y AND ZEE (1972) 11:25pm #ElizabethTaylor #MichaelCaine #SusannahYork drama #TPTVsubtitles

Screenshot from Archer where a man in an eye patch is saying to him “So don’t go in there it’s verboten!”

I see Bluesky is still all

Reginos of course one of those midfield positions you convince yourself is essential when playing Football Manager despite not actually knowing what one is.

Reginos of course one of those midfield positions you convince yourself is essential when playing Football Manager despite not actually knowing what one is.

The broken drinking bird that Homer uses to do his work by hitting the keyboard in The Simpsons

Bluesky’s technical staff in their current state