Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

I'm so shocked. Said no one ever.

BMW iX3 is coming to USA soon. As someone who participates in its development, it would be so cool to me, if it could fit your needs.

It is perfectly fit to do things like debug race conditions in this JavaScript file when the user clicks that thing.

You know how long is the range on BMW iX3 #NeueKlasse ? I was driving long range today and I had to stop for a bio break without changing and it didn't bother me one bit. It's an adjustment for people used to previous gen BEVs.

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

President Donald Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

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It's worse. How will they afford to buy whatever those factories are producing?

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To be fair, there is a LOT of that stuff in the Bible. It also suggests that you should not be *doing* them, but then it suggests a lot of crazy stuff, like loving your neighbour and turning the other cheek and stuff.

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports.

He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency.

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Tesla’s New Truck Looks Exactly Like the Car From ‘Total Recall’ Elon Musk, get your ass to Mars.

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Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Sorry to get political again on the silly Nintendo fangirl account but hey gang: when do we start really worrying about this shit. Are we there yet? Feels like we are there.

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

Demanding is pointless. Hold in contempt and throw in jail in Congress guard rooms, *then* demand from the next one in the command chain.

Trump, July 19: "All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service."

Witkoff, Sunday: "They're probably a week away from having industrial-grade bomb-making material."

Idk if y'all noticed but we've reached the stage of "Republicans are trying to kill Trump" where an attempted assassination of the president isn't even really newsworthy.

That's how much people hate this asshole. And again, it's his own people, not us, who are doing it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The law he claims to be using now is limited to 15% and 150 days.

The incompetence has hit a new level.

If everyone gets a 15% tariff, nobody has a tariff, which means that Americans are effectively paying 15% more for everything they purchase because "waaaaaahhhh the SCOTUS ruled against me ... waaaaaahhhh".

What a baby.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M, to detain 4k people of whom only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Plus two citizens murdered.

~ Veterans for Peace

The FBI Director, a hockey nut, flew the FBI jet to Italy to...uh...inspect security, prior to the Olympics and World Cup. So be grateful:

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Nina with chair

Nina “killing” ilia

Nina “killing” another skater

Estonia’s Nina Petrokina just did a number to Cell Block Tango from Chicago and murdered multiple men’s individual stars around the rink as she went… including Ilia.
So fun!

I think the ISU needs to add a GOE bullet for "Jumping in a Panda Suit".

#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Panda skating

Panda beaten up but spiderman and mortal kombat

Panda spun by mortal kombat dude

Panda hugging Jackie Chan

Okay guys.

Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan.

(Not a MadLib)

Wow. What an incredible idea. We should write this system down on paper and call it, say, the Constitution

This from the lawyer who successfully argued the tariff case before SCOTUS, casts huge doubt over the applicability of the statute the @POTUS is relying on to slap down a new 15 percent global tariff.

Trump says "So I'm allowed to destroy the country, but I cannot charge them a little fee... Think of that. How ridiculous is that?"

Trump is making the (unsubstantiated) argument that he already possesses the absolute power over life and death, and as such that means he should basically have every other power anyway