asking me to send a pic before your number is even saved is crazy work

at least we can march without a limp

I hate when I ask for money for my birthday and people say they want to give me something thoughtful instead. what’s more thoughtful than getting me exactly what I asked for??

every time I see one of those home restock videos, all I can think about is how many times they had to pull their sleeves back up to make sure they slightly cover their hands

people don’t talk enough about how hard it is being hot and cool and funny 😔

I had to go in office today because there’s a client visiting. I start work at 8am. it’s 9:48am and I have nothing left to do for the time being. but if I were to sit up on my phone, I would be wrong?

you could play any playboi carti song and I would guess that it’s by anyone but playboi carti

I asked to get off work early yesterday so I could interview for another job. but I told them I had a migraine and it turns out my city hit a record low for barometric pressure so that was quite literally the best time to use that excuse

whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight

I made a subreddit years ago and just totally forgot about it until now omg

do you ever stop to think about the fact that the guy who made No Vaseline and the guy who made Are We There Yet are the same person?

it finally happened y’all. I told a man I don’t want kids and he angrily tried to convince me by saying that I’m “discounting the beauty of motherhood” and that “by the time I realize I’ve made the wrong choice it will be too late” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the flu been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers this year 🤧

this shit got my in tears 🤣

Taylor Swift gonna drop her most mediocre break up album yet. she gonna be on there like “you dropped my heart like you dropped the ball, thought you’d get another ring, can’t win them all”

KC fans talking about the Chiefs letting the Eagles win and they gonna come back in the second half. the Chiefs are lead by a county sheriff and a biracial. Kendrick about to put on this Black ass perforce and the Eagles gonna get at least 2 more touchdowns 🤣

personally, I don’t care about a lot of these companies rolling back DEI initiatives given that most of them only started during 2020 so as to not look racist. it was never genuine to begin with 🤷🏽‍♀️

before and after wiping off my makeup

if this doesn’t apply to you, just remember I said most not all. and I’m mainly talking about the white ones

most poly couples are just two ugly people that think they can do better, but stay together anyway just in case

Hey Dems, chill. You lost. And Trump just getting started on what voters want. | Opinion Somebody warn the liberals to stock up on their gummies. Because Trump is just getting started.

I know it’s an opinion piece but holy shit this article is a garbage fire www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

I started watermarking my selfies before I send them to my mom because I got tired of her posting me on Facebook without my permission

just had a flashback of when the term “bad” made its way to the mainstream and white people were so confused

would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?

Happy Black History month !!

I swear that ice was on my street for 40 days and 40 nights then when it finally melted there was 3 potholes that I ain’t never seen before 😭

it’s my favorite time of year in St. Louis, when the snow melts and this seasons potholes start to bloom 😍

this season of Kitchen Nightmares has been so funny to watch because they’re all acting like the Super Bowl coming to town is a once in a lifetime opportunity when NOLA hosts like once every 3 years

don’t you hate it when you start seeing a guy and you realize you’re his first bad bitch?? just no decorum or ability to act like he been here before