Incumbent University of Michigan regent loses spot on November ballot Delegates at the Michigan Democratic Party voted on candidates - including one incumbent who lost - during the state party's endorsement convention Sunday, April 19, in Detroit.

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Incumbent University of Michigan regent loses spot on November ballot Delegates at the Michigan Democratic Party voted on candidates - including one incumbent who lost - during the state party's endorsement convention Sunday, April 19, in Detroit.

Also this. It really shouldnt be that hard not to be a pest nut apparently some people struggle with it.

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Congratulations to Eli Savit on winning the Michigan Democratic Party's endorsement for Attorney General!

My answer is: “I Will Survive” (starting with the opening piano riff); family tradition is to put a baby on your head and bop along.

The tradition is no longer honored; the baby is 32.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics. (Raised by nuns; on a mission from God).

The leopards ate her face, so she might be pretty quiet for a spell.

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

People just dont seem to like Stevens. Even other congresspersons

Hahaha

That sounds like something a bot would write

My shortlist of people Trump might fire soon includes

Patel (#1 with a bullet)
Hegseth
What’s her name at DOL

——drunk line——

Lutnik
Gabbard
maaaaaaybe RFK

Question: “Now that you’ve met with him -Trump-, you’ve spoken with him multiple times, do you still think he’s a fascist?”

Zohran Mamdani: “Yes”

Question: “And do you tell him that?”

Zohran Mamdani: “Yes”

Who knows how, eh? Never replicated (she wouldn’t stand still).

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. Princess Tayshaun, in her Veronica Lake movie-star era

Trump administration agrees to return rainbow Pride flag to New York’s Stonewall monument The Trump administration has agreed to keep flying a rainbow Pride flag on a federal flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument, reversing course after removing the banner in February.

Fantastic news. But the Trump Regime didn’t “agree” to allow the Pride Flag back at Stonewall to be nice.
This victory comes from the LGBTQ+ ACTIVISTS who SUED Trump, launched a vigorous PR campaign, and raised the flag themselves as soon as the Trumpies took it down.
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There were five kinds of dinos in the dino oatmeal that my school-aged son ate every morning for years and years.

Sweet Lord, they still make it. Kid is 32 now!

And the correct Triceratops is named Uncle Beazley

I’m sorry, the favorite dinosaur phenom significantly predates the 1980s and this book proved for all time TRICERATOPS is the correct answer

I miss 1998 era bulletin boards with their super narrow foci (“moms expecting babies in Jan 99”) with no ads or influencer accounts. I still know some of those moms.

Sadly yes

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

But Lord Donald … what about the hardest times in my life? … then, in the midst of my deepest struggle, there was only one set of footprints ….

Trump Christ: Yeah I don’t walk with losers

Congratulations to the 58% of Catholic voters who chose Trump in 2024. Your convicted felon is attacking your pope.

Guys, there is no shortage of mediocre white dudes out there. If your electoral politics require you to vote for some mediocre white dude, and one of them turns out to be awful, say a sex pest or a Nazi or some other kind of milkshake duck, you can just find you another one. There's no shortage.

Well that makes more sense

Brandon is that shawarma sitting on a great huge pile of POTATO SALAD?

Surely not

I thought he was a lesser character on the old Johnny Quest cartoon

The best answer is no answer, but an alt go-to is “I’m sorry, did you mean to ask me that?” Followed by utter silence.