So much to do.
So little time.
So I'm sat in a meeting, downing pre workout, so I can process like a supercomputer.
Or, just be really fucking loud and abnoxious.

As long as you like them doesn't matter a fuck what anyone thinks.
I had a friend who had them done. Didn't see each other for a few years, I didn't notice and she had to tell me.

I did wonder at one point if it was a societal thing, but going back to my earliest memories I've errrr, yeah it's been a thing. By any means I'm not obsessive about them but it's just *there* in my *stuff that makes me happy* bank for, like, ever.
Boobs are hot.
Like, all boobs.
End.

Sounds good to me, I shall be watching this space 😊

Yes. So I can buy it.

Oh my days! 😂😂😂

I made these. Gluten Free. Think mix is a bit too wet. Need less milk next time. Tastes great though!

Well I did not see this coming

Ohhhh YES

I feel it's important to know these things as you never know when you'll need to know it...like the fact Mulan has the highest kill rate in any Disney film.

My girls do this a lot so I don't think it's just you.
Mind they are only 6.

Now now you tease...

Nope but I have in the data centre of a group of evangelical churches.
Pussy tastes better if Jesus is watching you disapprovingly.

Being drunk is great but have you ever had sex in a supermarket?

But yeah also no.

RUNS AWAYYYYYYY

Come on this is just a waffle factory now.
Not even Birds Eye potato ones.
Soggy buffet ones that are luke warm.
Please stop the waffling.

Jeez being product trained over teams is HARD. I prefer self paced. It's been 3 hours with a 13 minutes break. My brain is no longer processing information and has replaced everything with the theme from Black Beauty. 🐎

@ashleyrich.bsky.social Oh do you now?

I don't feel I'm missing people talking about premium grade wankers who support extreme right wing views and mysogony.

Intune is a great replacement for MECM.

Except for reporting.

Oh and LITERALLY EVEYTHING ELSE.

You do know this is basically a marraige proposal right?

Stop talking crazy and get the the alley with my coffee.

Please and thank you.

Now look here, if you continue to solve all of the IT problems so effincently I'm going to be out of a job.

Then how would you feel?

This is just a screenshot of the hokey pokey emails I get

Literally. 99% of them look like this, albeit without the obfuscation. 10 seconds later, I'll get one saying it's OK now. To say it's over sensitive is an understatement on a biblical scale, Jesus can make food to feed thousands from one loaf and some fish, this can make a packet fart into a flood.

Free coffee?

I'm there!

(yes this is weak and simpish but I rely on coffee to surpress my overwhelming urdge to just not give a crap)

I have, many people have ended up there, never to be seen again. Like a black hole for people who's opinions on pineapples on pizza vanish.

That said, I'm currently cooking a chicken, it's making the whole house smell fabulous. Lemon pressure cooked then air crisped in a citrus zesty rub. One perk of being a sad lonely old man for 8 hours a day working from home I can prep meals for my family.
Huzzah.

£20 says someone mentions SD-WAN in the next 5 minutes

Also, you slack bitches, it's pissing it down and we've lost two sites in a 5 minute drive of each other, of course it's a carrier issue, I said that 20 teams messages ago and now your pretending you dropped the knowledge.

Ahhh two sites go bye bye because WAN circuit goes brrrrrrr and the cloud goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr and nobody can take a register.
*lols in on-prem*