a woman in a black tank top with the words oh yeah behind her Alt: Sandra Bullock playing Sally Owens in Practical magic in a very lovely black tank top with the words oh yeah in front of her. She's wearing a lovely beaded necklace and has luscious brown long hair.

1. PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 IS COMINGGGGG
2. I need more Sandra Bullock in my life

This comes, notably, after Meta's announcement that it will lay off 8,000 workers next month.

Plus @rahulkohli13.bsky.social is in it 🥵 excited to see how well they do!

I'm very excited for this one 🤩

☠️☠️☠️ I am so sorry you had to endure this 🤢

is this not biological warfare?

Blame the tube strikes xox

any that'll take him 🤭

I've said I'd feed Kyran to a bird if this was the case 😂

You get three guesses! 3️⃣

Shirtless Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

So the moment an Anime character gets a revealing costume it's considered "Gooner-bait", but when we take Mario's shirt off it's considered "One of the Best 3D Platformers of all time".

We see how it is.

if this cold could fuck off that would be GRAND 🤧

A four-panel comic featuring two fluffy black cats sitting side by side on a soft pink ground with a blue-purple sky. In the first panel, one cat asks, “What’s your favorite place?” In the second, the other cat replies, “I don’t think I have one.” In the third, it continues, “I think I have favorite beings. And places feel nicer when they’re there.” In the final panel, the first cat looks at the other with heart-shaped eyes, and the second cat says, “Just like this one!”

Happy Caturday 🐾🤍

They're already waiting for you at Roast 🤭

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

Priorities am I right?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

🚨 NEW: The UK has officially signed up to rejoin the EU’s Erasmus+ scheme from 2027

It means students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe

🚨 NEW: Ed Davey has called for a "GP Guarantee" requiring all housing developers to fund new GP surgeries or expand existing practises

You don't have to go 👀

What he said xox

Malcolm in the middle: life's still unfair to - was an excellent return to the series 🥰 enjoyed every moment.

I can't even with that ride ☠️

dick you down? 🤔

Once you see it you can’t unsee it

Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

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