want to knoiw how i peed these pants?

wanna know how i got this cool?

im just build like it

B)

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Never underestimate tomodachi life

Elon has taken $20 billion in corporate welfare for his companies or $8 million per day as he slashes cancer research illegally. He's a disgusting criminal and he should return every penny of tax subsidies, with interest, and never get another cent from the government.

Comic panel depicting a man wearing a cow costume out in a field, saying "or is hard work, but I will learn!"

good morning

Spider-Man voice actor says his biggest fear was the new Disney+ series was "gonna be annoying and woke"

Incredible how all the "anti-woke" and fake gamer outrage farms already shit all over the new Spider-man cartoon. Saying it was woke because it featured non white characters.

Without realizing the voice actor who plays Spider-man was one of their own all along

Ifuck

all context aside the line “are you supportive of these onesies” is insane lmfao

ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES

Bless you old man

Funnily enough, exact same text as the Republican party fundraising text.

it’s so cool how crypto scams where you fleece billions from your own supporters are completely legal

We need help. Real help. Not some bullshit platitudes, or walking on eggshells worried you’ll say the wrong thing. Actual support and community.

Rest in peace Lil guy, my condolences

Very close up picture of our sweet tuxedo cat, Dodds: black face, white whiskers, pale green eyes, and two very delicate white paws

RIP to the funniest, handsomest lil baby, who was still totally a baby at 15

Give your fluffy friends an extra treat tonight in honor of Dodds

We are deeply not okay in the Brandoberger household tonight

Superman poster from 1950s. He is talking to school kids saying ...AND REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR SCHOOL - LIKE OUR COUNTRY-IS MADE UP OF AMERICANS OF MANY DIFFERENT RACES. RELIGIONS AND NATIONAL ORIGINS. 50... ..if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin-don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.

Hey America. Just saying.

I wake up in the morning. I sit at my computer. The internet screams at me that the world is on fire. I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Meta makes Facebook & Instagram unsafe for LGBTQ+ users YouTube video by Council of Geeks

I don’t have the spoons to address this in a video but Vera went over in depth all the issues with Meta’s transphobia - and frankly it’s a credit to her how much she held back her rage to get this out because I sure fucking couldn’t. Go watch please and support her. youtu.be/xZUa0SdGZp8?...

conservatives won everything on every level politically and culturally and still finding new things to complain about

Me but it's my wristband I use to get back into my room

He calls himself straight and yet he has a hole in his wall he didn't punch in anger.

r/malelivingspace u/mecilophes • 1d 27 m straight - what should I do with this weird spot near the ceiling? [picture of said weird spot]

straight

A sign for a restaurant in America that says “now selling medical marinara”.

Beware! Could be a gateway to lasagna or, even worse, ravioli.