Incredible piece of work from @squidgerugby.bsky.social

Just rewatching Space Odyssey: 2001 and completely forgot that Leonard Rossiter is in it.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATA

Gutted

He does know that there's no Nobel War prize, doesn't he?

Carry on accountability

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The palace right now

David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe’s comments and his need for some home truths Our cartoonist reflects on the Manchester United co-owner’s recent statements and electioneering, via the prism of Cracker’s DCI Bilborough

@davidsquires.bsky.social absolutely nails it once again. Magnificent stuff - www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

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38d.gs/sb_ps_ot

I don't feel he can go at the moment. Whoever is next (and it looks like Lammy at the moment) they will be facing pretty much the same stuff for the rest of the year.

He's off again ( @mattmuir.bsky.social ). I suggest you get off with him. If you'll pardon the phrasing.

My instinct with most County and Wales shirts is buy first, apply logic later. This has not changed in this case.

Anticipated later logic: "It's limited edition, it'll be worth $7,000,000 this time next year."

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Read this but @mattmuir.bsky.social is correct, the voices in your head will eternally persist.

Go left field and just use one of his racehorses.

Mark O'Brien's last minute winner for Newport County to send Hartlepool down on the last day of the season.

AND HERE COME THE BELGIANS!

I think we should name them like storms. Generation Daphne or Trevor would be very freeing.

Skiing holiday or Alpine Inspiration Symposium?

Some *free* weekend reading: our special report on the Teesside regeneration scandal ⤵️

Incredible stuff from @mrhenrymorris.substack.com as usual.

The almonds. Their density would be an issue. I'll let NASA know.

The image is slightly clipped with “oasters” being the comparative size.

Is it coasters? Or roasters?

Asking for NASA.

Revulsion, reporting to the authorities. Later, curiousity.

Non sequitur about an important subject accusing you of not caring about human suffering.

A Humpty Dumpty coalition?

It looks like an am dram performance in a regional arts theatre for 12 angry men.

It's a sower.

Stand back, or he will impregnate you with his cloud of spores.