Anthony Albanese called Grace Tame “difficult” in a News Corp word game. Donald Trump was merely “president”.
Throughout history women who fight to better society get punished and labelled problems
Men who are convicted criminals and whose policies kill are more likely to get a pat on the back
Let elite private schools gouge parents as much as they want – those who crave the status of that school will find ways to pay it
That is the definition of a private school. They should receive ZERO PUBLIC DOLLARS and ALL government schools funding should go to public schools
Victorian Police should hold a Dezi Freeman Lookalike Contest and try lure him out that way
I’m not just a pretty face, I am also pretty mentally unwell
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Mum asked her kid neighbour what he wanted to be when he was older - hedge fund manager 😑
I don’t know what you’re using your cup holder for
Thanks! I walked that way a couple of months ago and it looked pretty abandoned, I was surprised to see how much *disturbance* there was :/
Are the eagles nesting out there at the moment?
☀️💀
Globally relevant today
Your man buys his bhuja mix from chemist warehouse
A black vulture sits on a sign that says "black vulture notice."
Here, have some birds perched on appropriate/delightful signage. You're welcome. 🧵 ⤵️
1. Black Vulture (Coragyps atratus) by tysmith on iNaturalist
lot going on and this is obvs not most important but I reckon bring back writing your lunch order on a little brown paper bag
My ska sign is caprihorn
A swamp wallaby
Pretty amazing I get to look at these two beauties at the same time
$10 for the Rick Amor seems a fair price
New first date outfit just dropped
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.
By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
A UNiDAYS notification for “churros for one” while being humbled by my hinge likes hits hard
Volunteering and a 40th birthday party talking to lovely strangers and turning down a date because he was too good looking and home in time for the top 10 hottest Australian 100. What a wholesome day
Is it the chunky guy?
17,000 children have been killed by Israeli strikes in Gaza since 7 Oct 23. Today I joined a vigil held by human rights groups & the Palestinian community to read aloud names of some of these children. The Aus govt must take decisive action to end the genocide. #auspol #politas
I was going to suggest Wentworth, but there are a few annoying men
It’s done.
Exactly the same forever
