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Posts by Jason Heeley

I once made the mistake of looking up one of the old RAF bases we lived on in the '70s. I think this is why I'm now bombarded with old aircraft-related stuff whenever I visit FB - a lot of which is heavily polluted with gen-AI shite.

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Now I understand what you meant when you said there were a few mementos of your Grandad's wartime service that you simply couldn't bear to part with.

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Good point. Failing that, Waffen SS clobber.

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Good. Fucking Mickey Mouse-hatted cunts deserve it every time.

(I have very strong feelings about bloodsports - primarily that the suffering should be visited on the human participants).

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Start filming Reform voters now. Then again in about five years (if they're still alive) to see how they think it's going. The schadenfreude - and monetised views - should be off the scale.

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I drew this a few months ago. The telly-kicking title sequence was the best bit about the programme in its entire run (even though the thought of kicking in a telly seemed abhorrent to me as a kid). Anyway, we all know it’s called “Why Don’t Fucking You” now.

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Alan

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*It is. Totally acceptable. Encouraged, even.

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“Re-traumatising a generation of middle-aged kids is acceptable, is it Brotherstone?”

“No sir.”

“No sir”.*

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Ooh, I like that one.

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I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

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A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."

A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."

Rough start. #grickledoodle #lordoftherings #tolkien #horror #rough #focus #eyeofsauron #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

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Or - hear me out here - Scrapyard Challenge, but in which the teams have to build various machines for flinging aresholes as close to space as they can.

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Sounds rubbish. I'd like to see that sort of person offered more "exposed to the vacuum of space" experiences.

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Cuh. I dunno. What a fucking world, eh?

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If Looks Could Kill
If Looks Could Kill YouTube video by Heart - Topic

Staring bleakly at the midway point of a seven day run of shifts. Emergency '80s rock playlist deployed for a bit of a boost. youtu.be/NdzSZdpEeyE?...

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There is more bias on display in a single sentence uttered by Chris Mason than has ever been evident in any other purported example that has been called into legal or political question. He is a debasement to an already debased mode of communication and should have been out on his ear long ago.

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Ah, that's great news. I'll seriously consider taking the plunge at some point this year then. I have a Mac Mini as a backup option for art and design stuff anyway, so any excuses I have for sticking with Windows are dissolving ever more quickly.

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Screengrab of a profoundly bearded gentleman, presenting an Open University programme in the late '70s / early '80s.

Screengrab of a profoundly bearded gentleman, presenting an Open University programme in the late '70s / early '80s.

I for one would like to know if there is individual biscuit uniformity across an entire pack of custard creams. If not, to what extent are we being diddled by 'Big Biscuit'?

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How are you finding the creative side? I keep toying with the ide of switching, but I'd need to figure out Windows emulation for certain apps (unless Linux has a decent layout app I'm not aware of). It'd be a huge boost if a big-hitter like Canva decided to port Affinity over.

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‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater M...

Hi I wrote about the making of classic platformerChuckie Egg and talked to its creator Nigel Alderton. Please give it a read as I want to show there’s an audience for this gaming history stuff 🙏

www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...

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I'll call this one "a beautifully-executed, gently chipper meditation on midcentury British industrial decay by one of the finest cartoonists the country has produced".

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Oh blimey, yeah. You really should write a book though, you can't just drop anecdotes like that and saunter off!

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"A few years"?!? That PC in the background has a floppy disk drive!

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*Laughing* "No Mr. Bond, I expect fifteen minute Hammond solos!"

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I've just had it explained to me that pockets on dresses are one of the foremost achievements of human civilisation. Who knew? In other news, my wife's just ordered a new dress.

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Of course you would. Who wouldn't?

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Haha! Sounds like that's precisely what he'd want!

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Nobody needs generative AI. We just need more Modular Service Walls.

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