a senior golden retriever sits in the grass in front of a gray stone wall and faces the camera head-on. he has at least four tennis balls in his mouth – two stacked vertically under his nose, and one pressing up his cheek flaps on either side. the balls are faded shades of orange and green, now weathered and well-loved, like the sugary white of the dog’s face.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

Science is good. We should fund it.

Ew, do not like Donny being in my town.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

David Lynch @DAVID... • Jun 18, 2010 V This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon. ~ 30 3.2K 了 David Lynch @DAVID... • Jun 21, 2010 I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon. 73 L>4.5K 4.3K

The GOAT Moon Tweet

The Jetsons lied to us

A sassy chicken

You better not be a cunty pollo when I get there:

Hallway neon sign at CitizenM hotel in Brickell, FL

I saw a ghost at the end of the hotel hallway.

Sad windows screen amongst several slot machines

Blue Slots of Death

Ah, for making a toeppio.

Oh ok, makes sense

Just got a pedicure for the first time in like six or seven years and they zested my feet??? What do they do with the zest?

Cafe con leche

Breakfast sandwich

Croquettes

Cuban brekkie in Coral Gables

Keanu

Keanu spread

10/10 book, and just my reading level!

tour has been insane love u all💖

Two orange cats share a chair

The boys

A dystopian looking Real ID advertisement

Good morning Night City

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

red horned doom demon is standing on a red hellish landscape (in the top left hand quarter of the cover), saying: you thought you were finished with doom... here are more accessories for your favorite game! the silhouette of the player with their arms raised (bottom right hand quarter of the cover) is thinking: more levells? more demons? no, no, no!

toolkit for doom, dos (1995) archive.org/details/tool...

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

I froze our leftover pesto in a ship-shaped ice cube tray to make a small model armada of the Italian navy.

Bugonia is one of the wildest films I’ve seen in a theater.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Who could it beeee

Yesss Eko is so cuteeeee

I DO NOT LIKE THIS!!!

This is a good dad bit. Well done

Big ol kitty

L’chonk

#cat