coworker described hitting their inhaler as “a dry anxiety attack” and I get it. that’s exactly what it feels like, an anxiety attack but without the tears

huge millie w yesterday, I fixed my hair so nice yesterday afternoon that my gf thought I went and got it done

i’ve noticed a lot of cyclists that don’t follow traffic laws. there’s so many cops that don’t follow traffic laws. better pray you don’t come across a bike cop, not even god can save you from them

hearing siri speak spanish sounding like peggy fucking hill is so unserious to me 🤣🤣

I think my skeleton wants to hatch 😞

illustration of a teaspoon with 15 to 18 newborn opossums in it above text reading “newborn opossums are so tiny that 15 to 18 of them can fit into just one teaspoon.”

so little & tiny 🥺🥺

becoming a certified picture framer and just finished my first reading assignment for the classes. i’ve been framing for 10 years and the whole chapter was stuff I already knew. I love that my “homework” is just refreshers on everything my i’ve already known for over a decade

bro had two different shoes on and they were both left 🤣🤣

never saying i’m a 90s baby ever again. only gonna say that I was born in the late 1900s cause it makes me feel as old as my body is trying to convince me I am

I feel like if I had never transitioned I would’ve turned into one of those miserable pricks who peaked in high school

pretty sure that’ll work 👍👍

i’ve seen it on tv once when I was super young, but I don’t remember shot from it but i’d definitely be down to watch it again

so glad I didn’t peak in high school

me me me me. you never even asked 😭😭

no one piece so idc

lyft today was in a tesla x 🤢🤢

but the driver was nice and didn’t try to talk to me so that was cool ig

what we really need to be doing research on is how to accelerate the expansion of your hole

oh fuck, we gotta get on this asap!!!

as much as I love your shorter style, long hair just gives me more to pull. such a tough choice tho

yeah she is 😏😏

that subtle lil booty peak in the mirror really makes this photo *chefs kiss*

it’s peam

Nude ember with snatched waist

Girl lunch(I’m the lunch!)

we eating good tonight 🥵🥵🥵

finally got level 50 in pokemonGO!!!!

2026 I am inside you!!!

you forgot to add “full of cum” 😏😏

one of the movies of all time

it’s not sleep at that point but more an exercise in futility

two parade float attendants struggling to hold down the barney float. from the 1997 thanksgiving parade barney incident

who’s gonna help hold barney down with me today??? 👉👈