He sheds a tear.

But not from his eyes.

Literally hearts in his eyes anyway???

"im so in lovwe...lets make a family."

im pregnant.

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"you knowv, because vwe vwent on that date before i vwas sort of hoping that vwasn't a one and done type thing. i mean sure i'm a hit it and quit type of guy..vwas."

"but i didn't evwen hit it, that's gotta count for something here. so i'm asking you on date numero dos. that's human italian."

"nothing? no a single thing?? you're really killing me here if i vwasn't already dead." Audible frustration, he sets his guitar aside.

"i vwas trying to get your attention here—"

[ You eyeball the other troll, a shrug of your shoulders. You're not above soaking in attention even if your songs were meant for the ears of another — still it'd give you some practice. ]

> Cronus: Play another human Elvis song.

An inhale, twitching fins give away his displeasure!

He never forgot their date, even if he never got a chance to really impress the other troll despite pulling out GREASE which should have definitely landed him in bone town.

What a fumble.

"oh come ON!"

uhuh...

you sure are here right here. being here vwith me at the moment vwhere it could havwe been someone else, but yeah. since i'm just that good of a singer i could do a fewv more songs.

[ You know in your heart of hearts you are ALSO HUMAN. ]

vwha– huh? i mean yeah, i knowv i do i mean music is all sorta my thing here, babe.

i could play another, ain't exactly the troll i vwas vwaiting on..

> Cronus: contemplate your life, or afterlife choices that have brought you here.

i vwas sorta hoping you'd be svwinging by here, chief. on account of the song being for you.

thank you, thank you. thank you vwery much.

no, chief. i vwasn't talking about that du— uh. I mean d...dude.

Strumming a guitar.

"This song goes out to an awfully sweet troll. One that I — Find myself thinking of. Late at night. In bed. Or the shower— anyway."

Ahem.

🎶"Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfill
For my darlin', I love you
And I always will—"🎶

// kurcro marriage <33 it's Grease themed

"Missed you, doll."

// and now cronus is coming for the kiss

// Pierrot wanted this

Mouthing to him "I still want you."

Blows kisses at @chucklevoodoo.bsky.social.

vworth a shot .

....

you're shy , i get it .

i knowv vwhat else you're thinking , and yes .

i vwill makeout vwith you .

i knowv vwhat you're thinking , baby .

and yes .

it's amazing howv cool and handsome i am .

just listen , alright ? vwhen it comes to picking an ampora , you vwant the best one there is , baby .

and you're looking at him .

*😏

yes , the guy looks like a total loser unlike me.

but fine vwhatevwer you say cl, chief . if that vwhat you like then havwe at it , I just hope you knowv he's the real asshole vwhere a guy like me has actual lovwe to givwe .