The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover | The Read Rozonda, chill....

The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover this week on #TheRead

The Trials of a Masculine Maiden | The Read Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel...

Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel... this week on #TheRead

The Constantly Concerning Kiss | The Read Of course she is...

The Constantly Concerning Kiss this week on #TheRead

The Big Heart of a Small Rapper | The Read Pokopia is crack. King is unstoppable. Single life is good.

The Big Heart of a Small Rapper this week on #TheRead

The Complicated Love of Gay | The Read Judging a white man's new face

The Complicated Love of Gay this week on #TheRead

The Emotions of a Half-Dead Husband | The Read Once in a lifetime...I'm just saying.

The Emotions of a Half-Dead Husband this week on #TheRead

The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream | The Read Lock her up. Lock her up too.

The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream this week on #TheRead

The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent | The Read What is this frenchie doing next to the frozen meats?

The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent this week on #TheRead

The Curious Case of a Clash Concert | The Read Young Money/Need Money Records...

The Curious Case of a Clash Concert this week on #TheRead

The Unbreakable Spirit of a Canine Queen | The Read It's Laney's world. We just live in it.

The Unbreakable Spirit of a Canine Queen this week on #TheRead

When a Red Hat Looks Both Ways | The Read I needed that laugh. Whew!

When A Red Hat Looks Both Ways this week on #TheRead

To Catch Feelings On Mama's Phone | The Read Taking a break to think about how we got here...

To Catch Feelings On Mama's Phone this week on #TheRead

I just heard about it via @thisistheread.com ...guess it'll be my "at work" watch today!

How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom | The Read Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary...

How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom this week on #TheRead

Step Up | The Read Please don't disturb my simulation...

Step Up this week on #TheRead

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TUH! | The Read Clearing the gay ass air...

Clearing the gay ass air this week on #TheRead

Soup Drama | The Read Ignoring Ray J's black ass...

Ignoring Ray J's black ass this week on #TheRead

Meat Lovers | The Read Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less...

Meat Lovers this week on #TheRead

Bird-In-Law | The Read Dodging d**ks under tables...

Dodging 🍆 under tables this week on #TheRead

Some Things Are Sacred | The Read Dipping our fingers in treatment...

Some Things Are Sacred this week on #TheRead

Keys to the Heart | The Read What to do when Young Metro don't trust him...

Keys to the Heart this week on #TheRead

Tepid Frozen Yogurt | The Read SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney...

SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney this week on #TheRead

Salvation | The Read Leave God alone!!!

Leave God Alone!!! this week on #TheRead

Mugshot Lace | The Read Ignoring niggas for seventeen years....

Mugshot Lace this week on #TheRead

(Not) Coming Home | The Read Grandma, bi*ch...

(Not) Coming Home this week on #TheRead

Grandma, Bi**h... | The Read UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student

Grandma, Bitch... this week on #TheRead

Harlem Hometrotter | The Read Getting scammers to do chores...

Harlem Hometrotter this week on #TheRead

Baby Dramatics | The Read DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI.

Baby Dramatics this week on #TheRead

Diary of a Mad White Man | The Read DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laught...

Diary of a Mad White Man this week on #TheRead