A partial bag of HEB Sweet and Sassy Trail Mix.
Those who know can easily tell you the sweet comes from the butter toffee peanuts and honey roasted sesame sticks, but what do you think makes it sassy? #HEB
Our planet will be fine. We need to focus on saving humanity.
There’s a kid at this home depot singing along to the forklift reverse-warning beep.
Anything to distract from the fact that he still hasn’t been prosecuted for his own crimes. #RepublicansHate good governance. #TexasDeservesBetter
“We know Jesus wasn’t a socialist because he could actually feed people.”
*dead silence*
This is how every right-wing “joke” should be received. Stop pretending these people have anything of substance to say.
Checks and balances
Take a peso my heart
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
Mission: Impossible
impossible is a word like inflammable. It seems like the prefix would create the opposite of the root word but it actually means the same thing.
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no
She’s the right age to have eaten chips of lead paint as a kid. Just saying.
Are they trying to see how many people they can fit inside there like people used to do with Volkswagens and phone booths?
My new echo machine is a resounding success.
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, ax, and saw.
Thinking back on all the republican scolds in my lifetime who railed about the scourge of teen pregnancy. #RepublicansLie #AmericaDeservesBetter
A sparkleberry branch with flower buds , mature flowers and the first hints of fruit.
Sparkleberry flowers in Central Texas
Don’t love them too much unless you’re prepared to meet the Smathers Fathers.
Bonus: if you put it to your ear, you can hear the hum of the forks vibrating to drive the gears. Pitch is somewhere south of F# I believe.
Blue Butterfly. Brown Bear. Green Turtle.
That’s what ICE names the prison blocks at Dilley to make this place sound humane. It’s not.
Kids are being locked up, denied care, and treated like they don’t matter.
This must end.
A Bulova Accutron wristwatch Skyview model, which uses a tuning fork mechanism to run and has no face so you can see the works inside the case.
You need a Skyview!
She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023
MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.
MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.
Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.
Just. Tax. Them.
#RepublicansLie #RepublicansAreStupid #RepublicansHate the United States Constitution.
I demand all score differentials be reported as relative percentages to two decimals. #Jeodantry
#RepublicansHate good governance. #TexasDeservesBetter
#RepublicansHate home rule. #TexasDeservesBetter
Drake gestures ‘no’ next to a photo of a peeled orange with the rind in a pile of small pieces, then approves a photo of a peeled orange next to the rind in one piece.
Does it come in styrofoam? We know whataburger is committed to wasting oil for single-use plastic that harms the atmosphere and breaks down to be absorbed into our bodies, so it would make sense. But, then, it’s the default condiment on like 90% of burgers, so maybe this is just a fluff piece?
USPS is a service, not a profit center. #RepublicansHate good governance. #AmericaDeservesBetter
I didn’t realize until after I bought my dishwasher (based mainly on noise level) that it would have to be on WiFi to use most of the wash modes. Joke’s on them, my dishes get plenty clean with the dumb mode.
#RepublicansHate public education and the people who need it. #TexasDeservesBetter #EatTheRich