Oh good. Glad to hear it's still there.

Yep, Eastern WA and Idaho and Eastern OR have been talking for years about making their own state and calling it Freedom or some such BS. But they don't do it. They would need a whole lot of cash from DC to survive.

'Acres don't vote.' -- Al Franken.

Please be kidding per usual.

Oh, I dunno . . . I like it all happening before I'm quite awake.

He says he'll go. Which means he won't. TACO.

Someone set off fireworks in our 'hood last night as I was falling asleep and my first thought was, 'Can it be??' but as no more followed, I went on to sleep. First thought, best thought.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Feel free to step up, dude.

2 change by feel. I am so ham-handed with my phone and laptop, I don't want a freakin' car like that. I think it's more important to have both eyes on the road than both hands on the wheel. Especially when the hand using the knobs can return to the wheel in a second.

I have a 2015 Subie with a relatively small screen. When I travel and rent a car, lately they have come with a huge billboard of a screen. I usually have to park somewhere, futz around and adjust everything, and then live with whatever setting. My Subie still has buttons and knobs that I can . .

There's some species -- birds, penguins? -- that bring pebbles to each other as little 'hi, thinking of you' tokens. If they could do memes they would.

This chart is scary as shit.

“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin

Oh lord, same. Right outside the bedroom window. He starts in, 'Get up, get up, it's time, get up. Ready? Get up, get up.'

Hubs says, 'I have a BB gun and I know how to use it.'

Same in Iowa. My sister and I used to sit on the porch swing and listen. One morning they were all quiet so we started going 'Hoo LOOOO loo loo' and they all woke up and started calling back. My mom said, 'Now you've gone and done it.'

We have flickers that drum on our chimney flashing to attract a mate. We recently had some replaced and now it REALLY echoes. The flickers are all 'I'm the MAN!!'

This blot that they object against your house
Shall be wip’d out in the next parliament

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

I was so pleased to hear that they did this.

For someone who claims he doesn't drink, the orange menace sure hires a lot of alcoholics. Maybe because they're easy to manipulate.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

I know, that worries me too. The same rather nebulous report I read said it was on display in Maga-Lardo, so it would be easy for folks to take photos in case they hide it later.

If there's one thing we need to be adamant about, it's making sure we have that, or get it back.

If Trump dies or is removed from office... the global economy could possibly crash!

People will party so hard and for so long that essential jobs will not get done!

It’s a serious concern!

Also, I don't like to be shouted at by a machine. 'PLEASE PUT THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!' Especially when it's not obvious which is the to-be-scanned area and which is the already-scanned area.

🖐️

And me. When I heard he did it, I did too.

Thanks, I just followed him too.