Chicago in June.
LA in July.
New York City in August.

The Chrissy summer hole tour coming to a city near you! 🍑 (I’m playing in a bunch of tennis tournaments)

Once the British press gets the classic introspective and depressed backseat car photo of you… it is over.

Sister!!!! 💇🏻‍♂️

doing my due diligence before getting back on the gay apps 🍑

yall already know what is going on tonight 🎾

my co star and spotify signaling to me to start HRT

yoshi driving a go kart through the desert. a billboard advertising a brand called “marioros” is up ahead

mario kart 64 / n64
nintendo ead, 1996

playing tennis at volunteer park and having spectators is fun — love the fan messages

Im not short anything!

some of us play sports you bitch

oh okay cool

like we could have truly had it all…I’ll had my own little Ethel Cain summer instead I guess

the way when 2 was announced I was like wait Nicole is gonna be in my hometown filming again and then they said they were gonna film in the UK instead and I fell to my knees

I lost two tiebreaker matches this weekend but I keep telling myself that I only just started playing less than two years ago and am up against people who have been playing since high school to give myself a little grace!

courts I’ve played on in the last couple of weeks 🎾

Charli xcx and I are writing a play I guess lmao

“I was going to recommend a movie to you but I checked your letterboxd and saw you already like it” — baby…media consumption is my hobby.

if you like this post you consent to possibly being added to my tomodachi island 🏝️

ran into a grad school professor at our clinic and she said I looked familiar so I told her I was in two of her classes. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I only showed up for the finals bc I was too busy skiing during class though.

I repotted my plants the other day and they were all really sad…but now they’re happy again and not slumped over. 🪴🙂

sitting at work as my copy of tomodachi life hangs out unopened in my apartment’s lobby after being delivered 5 minutes ago

POV: You're a retainer

forcing Chicago oomfies to play tennis with me this summer…those short shorts better be ON

I’m still gonna grind that pass — but that skin will never be used!

that shit stressed me out I had to leave them behind

Madonna announces new album ‘Confessions II.’ Out July 3rd.

tomodachi life finally arrives tomorrow omg!

:)

hello from the office 😎

no one remembers the quirky posts just the 🍑