Certainly not!

Well...he's not not a nazi.

Another start for everyone's favourite alt-right lefty 😍

Nice save, asshole.

(Still hate you)

Schneider looks like he slept weird on the bus.

Ok seriously.

If there's one hitter who should never be allowed to challenge, it's Yoan Moncada.

I feel like he'll be the first hitter to accidentally challenge a called ball.

GAUSMAN, YOU JUST RELAX AND HAVE A GREAT TIME OUT THERE, SWEETIE 😘

I wanna rub these runs all over my titties.

Will someone please tell Patrick Corbin that this isn't Andrew Tate's Twitter feed and that we actually have standards here?

Look, nobody is happy about Nathan Lukes leading off.

Least of all, Nathan Lukes.

I think probably my favourite thing about Louis Varland is that he's not a stupid fucking idiot.

WEEEEEEE

LIIIITTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE

VARSHOOOOOOOOO

Ew get those awful Leafs away from my baseball team.

We've got enough problems.

Uh-huh

Who knew signing baseball's worst pitcher would have consequences!

Yamamoto, eh?

Name rings a bell.

He any good?

Yes. Ice cream.

My dudes. They'll give you a flu shot at Shoppers FOR FREE.

That challenge call was so bad, they should dock us tomorrow's challenge too.

How come none of the guys who suck have the flu?

Wow!

Josh Fleming got out of the inning, even though I hate him!

Now that's adversity.

Alright, boys. Start coughing on Dodgers, I guess?

I know he might have the flu but lemme just say this:

If Scherzer shits his pants on the mound and strikes out ten, it only adds to the Mad Max brand.

Good luck in Buffalo, Brendon.

Hope you can figure things out.

You piece of garbage.

I think people just assume that the new Pope prefers the White Sox over the Cubs 'cause of how often he says "Jesus Christ".

You fuckers better hit the cage after this one.

I know he wasn't quite as sharp as he was in his first game but that was still a very impressive start for a bee farmer.

Ok where's that stretcher at?

Heya!

MASON, WATCH OUT FOR COMEBACKERS, BABY BOY 😍